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  1. pip1968
    booo hiss hiss what a load of shite
  2. pip1968

    patterdale bitch 5 1/2 old and lithium battery 14amp brand new for sale due to a messer pm for more details lol

    1. mickmck

      mickmck

      You get away with fcuk all at Mel's lol

    2. Bazil brush

      Bazil brush

      The only thing we'll be stealing is all your game haha

    3. tilfertilfer

      tilfertilfer

      haha you can have it baz IF YOU CAN CATCH IT lollol

       

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  3. pip1968

    What's yellow and stinks of piss? The 'To Let' sign outside my dyslexic friend's house

  4. pip1968
    lovely looking dog dan looks similar to an irish terrier x or wheaten x
  5. pip1968

    This missus asked me, "Why don't we go up to the bedroom and you can lick my 'bearded clam' like you used to?" I said, "Because after the last time, I got f*****g food poisoning."

  6. pip1968
    And all loved up, so rumour has it? Good for you Stevie. have you seen a picture of him walshie
  7. pip1968

    It's a bit scary when you are on the train going to work and the Muslim type bloke with rucksack on decides to start singing the old Lulu song, 'Boom bang a bang'.

  8. pip1968
    dont know much about taxidermy but i think thats stunning and wouldnt have noticed anything wrong with the neck only you pointed it out
  9. pip1968
    how come theirs no sheep
  10. pip1968
    i,ll thank you if your giving
  11. pip1968
    a lad on here has some i think he only has 14amp,s left for a £100
  12. pip1968

    sore as fook today a bad arthritis flare up had to miss work

    1. tilfertilfer

      tilfertilfer

      or baz thourt you was i do apologise lol pip said to me your a funny one but ok just let it go over ya head lol

    2. Bazil brush

      Bazil brush

      Haha, Pips abit strange to be fair mel, but he's ok in small doses lol.

    3. tilfertilfer

      tilfertilfer

      lollol ,well you have a good weekend and see you next week kid

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  14. pip1968
    id start being nice or start grovelling your self if you want that lithium
  15. pip1968
    it should end up a decent dog if its got gaz in the mix
  16. pip1968
    seen a good few yesterday when out and left the lurcher at home
  17. pip1968
    cant wait to get it kev great jesture from a top man
  18. pip1968

    I was talking to my daughters and asked them if they had any idea what it must be like to have been imprisoned as a slave for thirty years "We have no idea," replied the eldest, "but mum will."

  19. pip1968
    or walk away and dont look back ever
  20. pip1968
    she wants a man not another school boy
  21. pip1968
    id be very concerned if it was my lad and he never
  22. pip1968
    cant remember you being out with mine
  23. pip1968
    good dogmen have gone grey and lost hair trying to train saluki xs
  24. pip1968
    thats true mines a shitbag
  25. pip1968
    ffs i would smash her all over the place
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