Ossie
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Generally I hate the warnings that get sent around, but I must admit this one is important. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do not show him your bum. This is a scam - he only wants to see your bum. I wish I had got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap!!
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bloody hell! what happened to Ditch?
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likewise
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it's been bloody ages since i've posted on here, thought i'd better check in & see what i've missed... just the usual? life sorta got in the way of the whole internet-thingy, i've been with my fella for 6 months now and all this forum stuff has taken a back seat... i've still got Gyp, still got the poodle-y thing (Small Dog), and after getting rid of all but 1 ferret & all my gear so i could keep the little dog, i got given a stray jill who was mated & produced 10. of which i still have 8. the bugger is, i've just acquired a rather tasty bit of permission, literally 2 minut
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there's an ad up in our village shop.... MUM - staffie x collie DAD - Either Bullmastiff Or Staffie x lab they don't have a clue which dog is the sire, but they want £200 each for these puppies!!!!
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my last place was the same, my garden had been the dump for the cottages next door. how the dog didn't shred his feet i'll never know, but the ground was riddled with triangular bits of glass
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i wander about the house in socks, always have done, and freaked the BF out the other day, by walking across the gravel driveway barefoot without flinching! if it's been a hot day & i'm taking the dogs out for their evening walk, i'll take my boots off & walk up the back lane barefoot - warm tarmac underfoot is a really nice feeling. wet sand under your toes is good too. i like walking on grass barefoot, but i can't do it in my garden cos it's pretty much guaranteed i'll tread in somethings shit!
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errrr... see posts above!
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haha, that video is SOOOO Eurotrash! LMFAO!!
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thanks guys! off down the pub in a bit, trying to get my parents to come along so i can have more than 2 pints, but they don't look much like they want to go anywhere. which is a shame, as i know there'll be plenty of free drinks for me i've gt a quarter of a bottle of JD sat here, so i think i'll have to drive myself, then come home & get pissed!
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my little terrier thing is fast turning into a cracking wee dog, excellent nose, very bright, very fast, and very obediant. i never thought it'd bother me that she's been spayed, but i'm starting to think that her with longer legs would be a bloody handy little dog. problem is i obviously can't breed from her, and i have no sodding idea what cross she is
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whoops... been so busy over the weekend i completely forgot... shit. i'll call when i get home from work tomorrow
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if nothing else, i bet that was a bit of a looker!
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i've seen a young patt x whippet at a show, a nice looking little thing, quite timid though, very nervy.
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if memory serves, treat em like winkles. although i reckon the best way to cook them is in the shell, on the embers of an open fire, with a bit of butter & a bit of garlic on em, about 5 minutes after you've got them off the rocks (i.e. when you've got enough). the trick to getting them off the rock is to sneak up on them, and give them a good sharp kick. they'll hear you coming otherwise. if you start pissing about & making vibrations, poking them, pulling them, they just cling on harder.
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took Gyp with me, the bungee-thingy next to the lurcher & terrier rings freaked him right out, the springs wooshed when it was bouncing up & down, he did not like it one bit! spent half an hour trying to find the beer tent, another half hour looking for the food hall so i could get an oggie, completely missed the class i was going to enter the dog in, trod on the dog twice, trod in dogshit once, and spent 30 quid but only came home with a pair of combats... hell of a lot of people there, i think next year they need to make the rows of stalls a bit wider, it was nigh-impossible to
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get back in your pram, wheel yourself off & find some people who give a shit. and did we really need 2 topics on this? http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...c=49497&hl=
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if i wanted a show dog, i'd buy a chihuahua. they may well work. most lurchers will chase given the chance. but i bet they're asking a fortune for these pups. you know what? i'll ring 'em on monday, get the lowdown, and report back. might be good for a laugh. on a slightly different tack, i'm off to the East Anglian tomorrow, my mum asked me if i was going to show Gyp (her and dad were regulars at the local shows in the 70's). she was dumfounded when i told her there was no point, as he has scars & some of the feathering trimmed from his ears (tore his lug on a blackthorn), and he'd
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Ossie replied to a topic in Snaring, Trapping & Pest Control
LMFAO! both posts, Ditch & John B, brilliant! Leitrim seems to be a bit of a nutjob hotspot! -
lol, i wouldn't have one if it was the last lurcher on earth & i was knee-deep in game. i'd be better off running after stuff myself!
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someone posted this a couple of days ago
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yo' mama's so fat when she goes around the house, she goes around the house!
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there's one that lives by our village shop, white head with black speckles. we've had 'em round here for years.
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she said to me someone called ossie had , had 2 of em funny feckers, you lot! i heard Wilf was having one, he's getting out of the yorkie cross game