Ossie
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i would! i'm skint!
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barbed wire! i can't run my dog on the field i rent cos the dozy old posh baggage who owns the land next door has done 20yds of the boundary with barbed wire, 4 STRANDS of it, the bloody 20 yds at the end of the woods where there's not much hedge, the bit where all the wildife runs to to get through, the bit where my dogs brakes always fail... it was bad enough when she did the back edge of the woods, that runs 90 degrees to the bit she's now done... the poor gardener had to do what he was told, he was so apologetic but what she says goes. he was out there hacking branches down to make a sort
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...ite=%2Bcrayfish i did the search for ya, save you a bit of time
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bloody "post link" thing didn't work properly. functioning now if anyone can be arsed to read it!
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have you asked dean? his mum seems like the kind of person who would have random shit like that knocking about somewhere, or she might know a good-lifer who tried homebrewing & gave up. failing that, stick an ad up in the pub or shop? ooooh, just found the hambleton bard website... they do a moonshine kit!!!
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my chat with God: Me: alright god, hows it going? God: Alright, . I am a Christian. Me: well, good for you. God: How about that. That sounds sarcastic. Me: well, it's a bit of an odd reply to my question. would you be ok if you weren't a christian? God: How about that. Really. it is? I am not so sure if I would like to be ok if me were not a christian. Me: would it improve your grammar? God: Yes. Me: i'd ditch the christian thing then. what good is having a message if you can't get it across succinctly? God: What would make you ditch the christian thing?
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poacherjim, fancy starting a political party? all my mates want me to run for PM, due to my no-nonsense, sort it the feck out, but have a wee bit of fun too, Political manifesto . although there is one change - the paedo & rapist hunts will happen weekly during the summer, to fill-in the gap between the proper hunting seasons, on sunday afternoons starting at 12 sharp. alternating weekly between paedos & rapists.
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if there's any small-ish things you need, i could post em to you, our local chemist is fairly well-stocked with homebrewing kit. 'fraid i don't have anything for beer production at home, i stick to the production of my lethally-strong "country wine" (half a glass could raise the dead )
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dog toys for tiny dogs. rubber ones. mine have yorkie-size kong toys, stuff them with finely chopped meat & it'll keep them amused for hours. even empty, just chuck them in & they love hiding them.
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4 times in 2 months? it's starting to wear a bit thin!!!
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benzo benzanate help please..
Ossie replied to liamlrg's topic in Working Dog Health & Training Talk
it clears up sweet-itch on horses too. -
well, i'm not into falconry, but i'll probably be there anyway, as that's my much-loved local boozer!
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sounds like Ditch has a Scottish cousin
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actually managed to get a pic or two of big'un & littl'un (as they are now known) togther this morning, they don't usually stay still long enough, and i've only got the camera in my phone which is frustratingly slow... Big'un pounced on a pheasant in some long grass while we were out for a walk, littl'un watched him do it, and now realises that finding them is ok, making them fly is kinda fun, but catching them is where it's at
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that's cos you're too pretty, get a haircut, lol i got Squealing Piglet with my real name.... and 'Famous Anus" with my nickname
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if it's just a choice between actors, neither of the above, i'd have Johnny Depp.
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Man About Dog is a great film, got that & The Mighty Celt off amazon for 4 quid each. lent M.A.D to a mate, he watched it twice, said he'd never laughed so much in his life, and now he's decided he wants a greyhound again! he'll pay for it, i'll keep it i've not watched The Mighty Celt yet, everyone i mention it to has said the ending will have you in tears, so i'm gonna have to wait til i'm having a really good day before i watch it!
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i'd want to learn how to do the survival stuff off Ray Mears, but then go do the adventuring with Bruce Parry. i think RM would irritate the piss out of me after a while. then probably tell me it was an important source of moisture in a hostile environment, & make me drink it :sick:
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120lb fit? christ, i can't even begin to get my head round that, my sal x is heavy-built, and 60lb fit! fine looking brood, i'll be interested to see how they turn out, i hope the people who are having them, and yourself, will keep us posted. btw, how many are there? i'm giving meself funny eyes trying to count in that first pic! 9?
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what s the strangest dog youve run on the lamp?
Ossie replied to ratmogit's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
alright dogs as long as there's no sheep around. mate had one, had to be pts in the end. they lived in wales a while, had to keep moving house cos it kept killing sheep... moved up to norfolk with it, it escaped from their garden, they jumped in the car & drove straight to the nearest place with sheep (almost 4 miles away). caught it about to jump the fence! -
bath! showers are dangerous! well, ours is... if anyone so much as looks at a tap, you get hosed with boiling water!
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definatly from the bottom, neatly folded so the ends a nice triangle, none of that happy shopper shite either Do you re make the triangle everytime or do your staff do it i do the odd day's cleaning at center parcs, doing the villas. we have to leave the bog roll with a triangle folded at the end. now, i dunno about you, but i wouldn't be overly-keen seeing that, & knowing someone had been fiddling about with my arse-rag?! i'd just go get a new roll!
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oh, jaffa cakes are cakes. how to tell a biscuit from a cake: a stale biscuit is soft, a stale cake goes hard. leave a jaffa cake out for a day or so.
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no no no! you can't ask that! that's the impossible question!