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Ossie

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  1. tried co-op? i've always found them pretty good, and their call centres are UK, so no trying to explain something to someone who has no clue what you're on about, while you can't understand their bloody accent! with 67% (5 years) no claims, my 2 ton transit was costing £379 a year. until i backed into a jeep... 45% (2 years) no claims, gone up to £600. but i'm about to lose all my no claims. ouch and bugger. but, yeah, they're pretty good. *edit* that's fully comp. co-op don't do 3rd party, fire & theft.
  2. i've got the ears of the first hare my boy caught single-handed (without the help of the poodle-thing ) sitting in a pint glass of salt in my shed! i've got a couple of shelves of random crap in my bedroom, little things that people have given me over the years, all have a story. i'm a terrible horder... got a few tattoos that mean a lot to me, all remind me of big events, good times and bad times in my life. some are there to remember the times, some are there to remind me not to be so bloody stupid again!
  3. we had trouble when i was a kid, back in the days before t'internet and them there new fangled mobile thingies. dad's best mate was forever shouting his mouth off about how good our dog was. endless stream of pikies through our back garden. 12 bore out of the bedroom window always worked for the little grumpy one. the mate lost loads of his dogs too, they'd sometimes turn up a few weeks later, run half to death. a friend of my dads had a pup off us, turned into a fine hound. he'd tell anyone that'd listen how micky did 3 outta 3. lived in a tiny village, he never shut the dog up, it wandered a
  4. Ossie

    Rat pack bbc1

    watched it with my mum the other week... my little poodle cross thing could piss all over that fat russell! gave me an idea how to make a bit more beer money though.... Yep, TV deal
  5. i took my cousin out for a walk with the dogs a couple of years ago, it was dark before we got home, and she asked if i walked on my own at that time, and wasn't i scared, because she wouldn't do it. i always have Gyp with me when i walk late, he's a big soppy git but i know he'd stick up for me when pushed. in fact, i never go for a walk without the dog. i'll cycle instead! i've had one iffy encounter when i've been out with the dog, and that was in broad daylight. Gyp did his bit, and i've had no more trouble since. my little bro's reputation helps too!
  6. we're bashing this one about over in Ferrets & Ferreting: Kill It, Cook It, Eat It i agree, that blonde bint & the AR bird have done themselves & their causes no good, AR bird can talk proper, but she doesn't say much...
  7. google the BBC iplayer, you can download that & download the programme, or watch it online
  8. they want to be on tv, they want to stand up for their views, but they don't know enough about what they're opposed to, and end up looking stupid. it's a blessing in disguise for us really
  9. seen Withnail & I? Uncle Monty... "I can never touch meat until it's cooked. As a youth I used to weep in butchers shops..." blonde bint... "I'm not a scientist!" NO SHIT SHERLOCK!! and she's called Tabitha! the only Tabitha i've ever met is 12" tall & furry.... oh well, at least family guy is on next. and 60 seconds news. poor old Patrick Swayze, 2 years to live, tops
  10. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
  11. now they're butchering them, and guess what? blonde bint is outside blubbering like a little bitch with a skinned knee! arthur is a nasty person! boohoo! dead bunnys have no dignity! "it's disgooosting!" * SLAP!*
  12. but she's got the right idea though. i'd rather go for a pint with her than the blonde bint!
  13. i'd love to be in that group! as long as they didn't ask me to neck one, i can't do it to save my life. i do nets & ferrets, my OH is the chief dispatcher!
  14. ah, now they're getting the nets out. AR bird has decided that shooting is quicker & better & more humane. oh FFS! "it's disgoosting!" honestly, everybody reading this topic, if you have a telly & freeview, get bbc3 (channel 7) on, this is hilarious must-see tv!
  15. AR bird blubbing, we should use natural control... like foxes... now, what was the other natural control that was tried? oh, yeah, myxy....
  16. ah, they've got the ferrets out now. nets would still be easier! bandana boy ain't much of a shot!
  17. i'm watching it right now, the chavvy blonde bint needs a slap, she couldn't even fire the gun at the clay shoot, scared of the gun! and she's anaemic, a bloody fussy veggie! even the animal rights bird managed the gun! the ugandan bird has the right idea, as does the girl who works at the rescue. they shouldn't be shooting them though, it's by far the hardest way to kill a bunny. they should be ferreting with me! update in a bit...
  18. 1- not a tranny. 2- not a lesbian. 3- piss off & find something more constructive to do with your time.

  19. Ossie

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday! now... IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! FOR F*CKS SAKE HAVE A DAY OFF!!!! :lazy:
  20. I've never fed rats or moles to my ferrets. The only thing that i own that has regularly eaten rat is my cat. I had a policy of "you kill it, you eat it" when she was living in my house. Whatever she killed would go in her food bowl, and she'd get nothing else til she'd eaten it. The only thing she wouldn't eat was shrews. My mum reckons they taste really bitter. How she knows that is anyone's guess! we've discussed the eating of moles before: http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...c=23801&hl=
  21. f*cking hell! i think he is the Stig! that guy on the Segway must have a titanium bollocks! jesus! either that or they propped a corpse up on it....
  22. snap, I too did that, did your mail include the word "muppet", mine did i didn't think i needed to include the actual word "muppet", as i think the general gist of my message pointed to the fact that i was thinking "muppet" funnily enough i've not got a reply yet!
  23. being a tart... and again... squashing the poodle-thing... and in the next best thing to his natural environment - Wells Beach... p.s. Mr Lichfield, saluki is spelt, well, saluki. could you tell that Fordie bloke who's having a pup off you the same thing? and he can't spell your name either.
  24. just emailed the person who bought it to point out what they've actually got...
  25. handy if your ferret legs it with your keys though!
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