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  1. Ossie

    what cross?

    No worries, you drink JD - all is forgiven!
  2. Ossie

    what cross?

    you been on the bevvies oldskool? your spelling is appaling tonight!
  3. Ossie

    what cross?

    ok, i was over at my parents place earlier, finally got a tape to the mutt... hes about 14 1/2" / 15"... so what do you reckon he is now?
  4. it's marked like an agouti hooded rat, so more than likely some pet blood in there.
  5. http://rawfed.com/vax/vax.html a link to loads of documents on canine vaccination... maybe what you're looking for is in there somewhere, Ditch?
  6. shitty pic, cos my camera is crap, but i just found this little beauty on my bedroom wall...
  7. Ossie

    wolfman

    lol, i think i may well have been hunting out the links, while you were typing your reply
  8. Seizure Alert Dogs dogs can actually be trained to alert an epileptic person to an oncoming seizure, they learn to spot the early warning signs.
  9. Ossie

    wolfman

    anyone seen this? Grizzly Man about a bloke who went to live with grizzly bears... and ended up getting killed by one! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Man
  10. you did your best. he could have had an infection from his injuries, wild animals are pre-programmed to hide things like that, survival instinct & all. when my bro knocked Walter out of his nest, there was another one in there too, that one didn't make it... big hugs from Ossie x
  11. i'll have to show that first link to my mum, her & dad are after a showman's waggon, and they're not horrendously over-priced (she was considering spending £40,000 on one once!). why not dip your toe before you go whole hog? http://www.new-forest-gypsy-caravans.co.uk...n_holidays.html (they've got a horse called Jimmy, always a good name for a driving horse - mums piebald cob is called Jimmy, a better horse you couldn't wish for!) http://www.romanyleisure.co.uk/ if i could do what i wanted? i'd either buy a black Fell pony mare, get a flat cart & cobble together a
  12. i'd like to see a few of these round here!!!
  13. Were'nt home knitted jumpers just the best things in the world when you were a kid, watching mother knit them and have to keep standing still so she sould measure them up against you . I used to love mine. Hated them though when i started high school, and everyone else was in trendy shop bought gear MOLL. i didn't mind the jumpers - mum knitted me & bro some truly amazing ones, more like art than clothing. it's the bloody haircuts she gave me that make me cringe!
  14. no, it's Weird Al Yankovic, american comedian, he does parodies of songs, does videos to go with them too sometimes. it's him singing on that. here's his nirvana parody.... Smells Like Nirvana... and the classic Michael Jackson piss-take and a bit of James Brown... Living With a Hernia
  15. here's a few of my old pics. winning another first with my JR Brambles, Swaffham racetrack i do believe. around 91/92 my little brother & me with mums beddy/whippet x grey, Moss. the things people did to their kids in the late 's!! my little brother, dad & me, with Black Jack Davy, my 29 1/2" saluki x grey. taken in '87 i think my grandad & dad with my shetland Nobby Baker. photo from about '87again. two hours later dad came home, carrying a shaft, swearing for England. the pony had bolted into a ditch when it saw a lorry coming on the lane, t
  16. Ossie

    Are men fair?

    Ahh but you do skin the odd deer, so by my rekonings you are 1/8 lesbo and you dont even know it christ, i skin deer, drink beer by the pint, drive a knackered car (which i work on myself)... i'm a lesbian & i didn't know it! maybe thats why i can't find a man...
  17. NOOOOOOOO! i've had that track on my pc for ages, it's Weird Al Yankovic, and i'd only just got it out of my head! since i first heard that a couple of years ago, i've not been able to listen to the AC/DC track without hearing those words in my head! that version completely ruined the AC/DC one for me here's another one for you...
  18. not a foreign one, but funny anyway...
  19. a very popular soft drink in japan...
  20. beer, fag, beer, fag... they just don't taste the same without each other.... going outside for a smoke is all well & good, but as soon as you get back in & have another swig of beer, you need another fag! in my local, the landlord smokes, the landlady smokes, most of the bar staff smoke, most of the customers smoke... it's going to be... weird
  21. thanks for that ossie i will sleep ok tonight now no need for a postie-eating dog...
  22. i hate my postie, he's a right twat, but i'm moving out of here in a couple of weeks, back to mums, and their postie is ok
  23. that would be one hell of a guard dog... big, hairy, and quick enough to catch the b*****d tryin to break in!
  24. round here jills are jills, but hobs are "jacks". only people i know that call hobs "bucks" are my cousin & his kids. and no one calls hobs "hobs".
  25. i've heard of greyhound ferrets, and like FL says, they were long thin ones. personally i think girth is more important than length :whistle:
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