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Ossie

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  1. fecking awesome track! Pearl Jam - Breath
  2. go read the link in my last post, that explains it all oh, and the litter tray? high-backed, to stop them shitting over the edges!
  3. it's all to do with terminal velocity you're gonna love this example Ditch... cats can survive falls of more than 7 stories, and less than 7 stories. below 7 stories, the cats body is capable of withstanding the fall. above 7 stories, the cat will reach it's terminal velocity before hitting the ground. terminal velocity is the fastest speed an object can fall at. once a cat reaches it's terminal velocity, it's body relaxes, and it hits the ground with minimal injuries. having a lot less mass than a human, a cat reaches terminal velocity at a much lower altitude. from 7 stories? th
  4. you can also buy plastic litter trays designed for corners, they're only a few quid, and my ferrets use them. the pets corner bit at Weston Longville Dinosaur Park (giant fibreglass dinosaurs in a wood, shit for adults, but kids love it ) has a big ferret court. i was there with my mates autistic nephew a couple of years ago, he wanted to see the ferrets, so they let me get a couple of them out. i was chatting to the girl who looks after them, and she said there was 7 ferrets in the pen. i could only see 6, so i asked about the other one. "oh, he's up there!". she pointed to a 6" wide le
  5. Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down fecking awesome song by an awesome man and just about anyone who's anyone is in this video.
  6. Ossie

    Inspiration

    i guess it would have to be my great grandad. i never met him, he died when my mum was 12, but he kept racing & coursing greyhounds with my grandad. running dogs are in my blood. my grandad was an amazing bloke, 6 foot summat, built like a brick shithouse. i always remember his hands, they were like spades. worked on the land until he retired in the '70s. he knew what a real day's work was. started smoking when he was 4, was the best darts player in norfolk, could drink anyone under the table. popped his clogs at , one christmas eve. he'd take in dogs & horses that no one else could
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    Rook food?

    worms maybe? if the weather where you are is as wet & shitey as it is here, you shouldn't have to did too deep to find a few. the mites.... have you tried Frontlining yourself?
  8. never had a problem with my boys feet, he'll run on any ground without coming to harm. the only injury he's had was when he trod on a bit of glass in my garden & cut a toe pad open. my landlord didn't tell me that the garden of my little place used to be the dump for the 2 old cottages the ground is full of shards of glass. i don't let Gyp out in my garden anymore, i just walk him on the fields. i'd have never got a dog here if i'd known
  9. Ronan Keating? Cilla Black?! get some proper music on, you pansies! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_B1BcDFdQY
  10. White Zombie - Children of The Grave, from "Nativity in Black - A Tribute to Black Sabbath"
  11. a couple of my friends are fetish models, but it's not embarassing... http://www.total-destruction.co.uk/ http://nattsuko.tk/ they are right kinky feckers though!
  12. nope, but i picked up on this lad from his first post... and by god, the timescales are dodgy as f**k. go to his profile, "view members posts" and see for yourself. i just feel sorry fr the dogs involved.... if they actually exist...
  13. just go back & read his posts, none of it adds up. like, how did he manage to post a pic of the pup when he wanted to sell it, taken a week after it ate the USB lead, but can't post pics of the new dog? how did he find the new dog sooo quickly? he knows nowt about keeping dogs, asks us for advice, but has a mate with a personally, i'd have gone to the mate for advice first? decided to get a lurcher on april 3rd... got one on april 6th... getting rid on the 20th... shot of it to a mate by the 26th.... moved into a new house & had kennels up by may 6th... looking for a d
  14. Ossie

    How many on here

    i was supposed to be moving to ireland (on tuesday, to be precise! ) but it's not happening now, i'm moving in with my cousin a few miles away instead. it was pointed out to me that taking my lurcher & ferrets to the part of the country i was planning to move to would be rather pointless, as the poor things would be almost totally redundant... nothing for them to do.. but the country is lovely, the people are lovely, everyone is your best friend. people you don't know will say "hullo, how are ya?" as you're walking down the street. just listen very carefully to what they're saying -
  15. i've got woodmice in my roof. i thought it was rats at first, but i stuck a trap or two up in the loft, and caught mice. they make a helluva racket. i was going to try to get rid of them completely, but i'm moving out on thursday, and my landlord is a prick, so i'm leaving them all up there as a little present
  16. Sunda Flying Lemur, also known as the Malayan Flying Lemur or Colugo.
  17. click on "my controls", then click on "edit avatar settings" under "personal profile" in the menu on the left.
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    FOUND THIS BELOW.

    is that your littl'un CS? awwww! i remember reading about a greyhound homing scheme in the US - you chose your dog as a puppy, you can visit it in the kennels, and when it's racing days are over, you then adopt it. a fantastic idea, as you get to see your dog grow up, race, and you can build a bond with it as a youngster, before adoption.
  19. he's a total messer, nothing he's ever said on here has added up... i very much doubt the new pup even exists.
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    old time cartoons

    Postman Pat now that's more realistic!
  21. Ossie

    poultry keeping

    i used to keep chickens when i was a kid, me & my little brother had everything from scruffy little crossbred bantams, to fuzzy white silkies & fecking great big brahmas. chicken for sunday lunch, fresh eggs everyday... we had ducks & geese too. when i get some space, i'll get a few hens. some Dorkings, maybe an indian game cock. a pair of geese too maybe.
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    free pups

    ya never know, i might be able to engineer a little "accident" between my sal x grey, and my mates poodle bitch :whistle: . as it is, i think we'll just put his poodle dog over a greyhound bitch....
  23. i thought it looked too small to be a greyhound!
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