Ossie
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a nice big smack sandwich washed down with a bottle of absinthe & a crack pipe on the side
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calendar? cracking idea!
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if you mean one of those things like a swiss chalet, with the woman dressed for sunny weather & the man dressed for rain, it's a weather house. i have a really tacky one sitting on my kitcken windowsill, that belonged to my grandmother.
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2 of my boys started losing their winter weight as soon as the weather warmed up. both have been back to normal for about a month now. the rest don't seem to really gain or lose weight at all as the seasons change.
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24 in a couple of weeks.
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my old silver jill gets progressively paler every year. if she lasts out another winter, she'll probably become a BEW. my sandy hobs head & neck go white in winter (if it's cold enough). i've never heard of a ferret getting darker as it got older though. well, not that much darker ! i've seen polecats get a bit darker as they get older, but i've never heard of a silver turning into a polecat
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Thin Lizzy playlist on right now. current track is "Holy War" (that intro! that riff! that solo! amazing!)
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norfolk born & bred me, so here goes - i'm from the south of the county, so i'd probably be better placed to tell you about the good stuff round here. but anyways. get yourself to holkam & wells beach. it's absolutely stunning, the end of "shakespeare in love" was filmed there. when the tide is out, it's almost 2 miles to the sea. i take Gyp up there as often as i can, it's great to see him running about on the terrain he was designed for. one warning - if you're taking a dog, and planning to let it off the lead, you'd better muzzle it, as there's a lot of seals about on certain part
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i wouldn't have wanted to get my hands in there! sitting here with my saluki x, he's got his ears pricked up, staring at the speakers it's times like this i wish i spoke arabic, i'd love to know what they're saying! probably, "GO ON MY SON!"
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i smell a prat!
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if i didn't puke, i down a carton of orange juice. if i did, no OJ. its really acidic, and burns what's left of your stomach lining. favourite hangover food is left-over pasta bake, friend up til crispy & served on buttered toast, washed down with a PJ Detox smoothie. some more handy hints to be found here: http://uk.geocities.com/ossiewomack/
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2 "s"s, not 2 "Z"s. Ossie, not OZZIE. not hard, it's written above my avatar. anyways. my money would be on about 25/26". he'll catch whatever you want him to catch, with that breeding. just be careful, don't go getting yourself ( & him) into trouble anything he can chew, he will chew. get it up & out of his reach. i started with a 7 month old saluki x grey, and learnt that the hard way
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an "Advanced Student"? this is getting serious!
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they can catch human colds, me & my old jill spent a whole month alternately snotty, i gave her the cold, i got better, she gave it back to me, she got better just keep em warm, plenty of soft grub (you know what it's like trying to eat with a blocked up nose!). steer clear of sawdust as bedding, 2 of mine are allergic to it, one got absolutely covered in scabs when my dad cleaned him out & bedded them on it, scratched himself raw, poor little bugger.
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the curly tail will be from the saluki in him. it'll straighten out a bit as he grows, but will probably stay curly on the end. do a Google image search for "saluki" and have a look at their tails. sounds like a good cross, bit of everthing in there! hopefully will turn out to be a good dog for you
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Bruce Springsteen - Better Days
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my old jill went near completely bald a few years ago, and looked like she was coming into season, even though she's spayed. took her down the vets for a jill jab, no effect, they had her in for an eploratory, and found a big tumour on her adrenal gland. removed it, and *touch wood* no problems since!
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a couple of friends of mine went to ibiza a few years ago, and took their crossbred bitch with them. obviously didn't want her getting knocked up by the local mutts, so they had her jabbed by the vet. it was supposed to stop her having 1 season, but in the end it took a year anda a half to wear off.
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Now your just scaring me :welcomeani: i wouldn't worry too much! a fair few people had me penciled in as a spikey-haired diesel dyke til they saw a picture of me. i think they were all quite surprised i've kept ferrets, lurchers & terriers for years with my dad, now got a saluki x grey dog, and my new line of working ferrets are currently being produced (literally, as we speak. got my cousins poley hob in with my sandy jills ) have fun here! Oz.
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sensible reply fom a female! yes, the ferrets do look a bit grumpy.
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sunday is the lurcher & terrier show day, so i'll be popping along. probably a bit worse for wear, it's my friends 18th the night before :sick:
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go back to the restaurant, take the lid off the toilet cistern, shit in there, far more subtle than shitting in the sink, but devastatingly effective
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post it to me! i'll have it! i like a challenge, i've yet to meet the biter i couldn't sort out sounds like you've been given the thing cos the lad had had enough of getting bitten himself.
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oh, and vanessa feltz. and Julie Reinger, for her appalling dress sense (Jasper wil know who i mean). terry wogan (for being so damn smug). barbara windsor. martin from eastenders. trinny & susannah.
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jamie oliver (just a twat. a face you could never tire of slapping) Trisha (all norfolk women are thick, eh? f*ck. right. off. at least most norfolk women can manage a haircut that doesn't look like a cheap joke-shop wig!) anne robinson (just hand me a cricket bat. i'll soon wipe the smirk of her botox-filled face) ben elton (it's not big, it's not clever, and it certainly isn't funny!)