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    Retirement, can't beat it, freedom to do what ya want, I'm just about to shower then a full monte, then my daily routine of parkour
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    hello chaps, every friday night without fail, my father would leave a laxative on the kitchen table, we had no option but to take it
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    Can't make my mind up to watch em , or borrow Elsie's efoldy and have a ride round the block
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    yes indeed well said sir
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    ive just binned a cumberland sausage reading this lot, sorry mel, but theres nowt normal about blokes on blokes, same wi women, its not normal, amd that alan carr, eh, right lads catch ya later, ine got rob rinder and ryan clark ive recorded ta ta
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    its brought back some memmories of my youth talking of debauchery, the only time i can remember of my encounter of debauch, was in heaton park lancashire, on a boating lake with doris she was a stunner, all the lads wanted her, but i copt for her, anyways back to the boating lake, i moored up on some banking, i stripped her of and got stuck in, all of a sudden she broke wind, it nearly took my hand off. eh, im going fer a lie down now its put me out the thoughts
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    its a disgusting world we live in today inniit lads, nowt but debauchery, im not used to all of this, by the way, what times naked and afraid on please . i thank you
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    Neh mind jesus wept, I wept watching him, the man's clearly not reet up top, bit like a few on here, at least I bring a bit of sanity to this forum, right lads, I'm off to sit in the garden to watch the world go by
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    is it bollocks matey, talking of which, i only have the one bollock now, mind you, i can whistle fer dixie, half my left index finger lopped off, lymph nodes gone, varicose veins up t piles, im just waiting fer the nurse to come spoon feed me, get thissen on that boat my friend and sail ya bollocks off
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    All the best for Friday jok
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    Yes indeed, but a well deserved win fer Georgia, best game so far
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    not long been back from the hospital for a check up on my melanoma, they give me a reet going over, glad to say, all is good, see me again in 3 months
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    i had an episode of miss marple on tape, so i watched that
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    To fekin right mate, shower of shite
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    I was visiting friends in Farnworth Lancashire yesterday, nowt but blacks, and as for Bolton, i couldnt wait to get back home
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    you would be surprised charts, the folks walking about we high blood pressure, at the start of my illness my blood pressure was 192 over summat, ive not long fer this planet i
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    positron emission tomography, PET SCAN, and blood tests, 5th may, results 9th may,
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    You must be reading my mind Daniel, but we owe the fallen, and a very big thank you from me, I'm just doing breakfast, so will have an extra ration of bacon, In there remembrance
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    and hey up to you to charts, as for me, things arent to good with me at the moment, you may recall my post where i had lymph nodes removed under my left arm, well i developed an infection in that arm, which caused me to collapse, i was taken into hospital yet again and there i spent my 80th birthday for a week, i am an octo generian now , keep well you all
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    Hey up, dunno if your interested, but theres a series on channel 4 , canal boat diaries wi robbie cumming at the helm. load of crap on tv , this is the only prog i watch
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    Hey up lads just got up for a Jimmy, doubt whether I will drop off again, I'm wide awake, plus I'm hungry, now then mushy, I'm a fine one to talk, as like yourself I'm concerned whether or not the cnut will come back, we wouldn't be human if we didn't have those thoughts, as for you Dytkos, I'm honestly pleased for you , that your tumour is shrinking , keep.your chins up lads, you will be ok ,there's one or two on here struggling with cancer, antg i.think his screen name is, and then there's jok, so to you all the best, charts , forgive me if I'm wrong , but haven't i read somewhere you have
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    nicel body on them pal, not snipey little feckers, atb we em
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    Hey up lads, I've just been reflecting back on my treatment since last may, several operations at different hospitals, amputation, MRI scan, pet scan,brain scan , the doctor who looked after me and saw me through all that, was doctor makarand tare , plastic surgeon check him.out , a real gentleman, with a great bedside manner, his last words to me, after telling me I'm.all.clear, was Keith, check yourself regularly for lumps , in your armpits, along your arms, abdomen, groin, headaches, ,,,,just thought id pass this messsage on to.you, its a terrible disease, so check yourselves out, and goo
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    i shall be doing just that Daniel, it gets me out, and its like spring here in colchester, im just in my shirt sleeves, good to be alive
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