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iworkwhippets

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  1. Cheers Welsh, we both have fans, nice owd lad he is, just needs a bit of help occasionally ,
  2. I'm.same, jukel, very despondent wi life, it's terrible growing old, I was once a good looking chap, and now, I sport a 15 strand bobby Charlton comb over, I'm an amputee, stroke victim, varicose veins, piles , no teeth I've written to Esther ransem , I'm.awaiting reply
  3. Bloody hell, sorry meant to say ecky thump, starmer is way out of order there, that statement is enough to cause riots , as fer me, no way, I'm.to owd lol
  4. Lol, eeh eh. Those were the days my friend, now the mi owd cocker, whilst I'm here, that young lady, I.gave a brand new toaster to fer nowt, you said I would never see her again, remember ,eh, well we have become friends, I'm in the throws of doing some tiling for her in the kitchen, plus a new worktop, nice .young lady.we a hubby m.couple of kids,
  5. Dunno bout you chaps, but I've enjoyed most of the games, the togetherness of nations, nice to see , a far cry from what we have seen in the last few days on our streets eh,
  6. My neighbour made me some scones this afternoon, she also gave me a small tub of clotted cream, now then I got the.strawberry jam.out, is it the cream first or the jam , like a fool i stood wandering, jam first, or cream,i put the cream on first then the jam, what you say
  7. ya cant win bangers my old stockin, ive just bin outside to the ice cream van fer a 99er, i had to make hand gestures to what i wanted, he offered me a slush puppy, i come inside and got mi prayer mat out
  8. paul, a nice owd chap whom ive made friends with, hes had it rough in life, operations , hes a dent in his head you could fit ya fist in, and he struggles we every day life, i call on him every morning just to see if hes oh, i went round this morning and asked him if he needed owt, his reply, ive no bread, to hot out there for him go shop, even though its a stones throw away, so i went and got him a loaf, every night without fail, he knocks on my door and asks if i want owt, hes done that for me fer over 3 years now, theres nowt he can offer me, im quite capable of looking after missen at t
  9. , ive made missen a curry fer lunch, ive just tasted it, fek me, talk about hot, ive overdone it wi spices its drawn the shirt up my back
  10. WE. Have happened to this country, not what, owd Enoch warned us, but we decided to hide behind the nets, eh innit
  11. Haven't a no bloody clue my son, but I move better in my sleep, well what a fun evening we all had,.got home about 3 am, cos some of us had a game of cards afterwards , I've just had a bacon roll, and now I'm getting my head down fer a few hrs , si thi later eh
  12. For thinking, down below fer dancing, well ive been asked if i fancy a spot of line dancing tonight, about 8 ish, oh awreet then count me in, ive done it afore, so i will be with you,, eh, boy can i just cut the rug
  13. We can't have that now can we eh, to.many.members have built there lives around this forum,
  14. I'm the same Daniel there's luvli , a couple of weeks ago, I was in my garden, I clocked this bloke in his garden , we stared one another out, it was like a scene from high noon, , could sense summat was going down, he made his way over to me, not wanting to do him a mischief, I went indoors and locked missen in. I avoid him at all costs now
  15. Hello , I'm surprised greyman, hasn't offered to house a family on his boat , with em.coming over on a dinghy, I'm.sure they would feel at home
  16. By Eck, there's some miserable gits on this forum, now look, I may be an owd lad, but I still retain my pride, all my clobber is designer label, nowt but the best fer me. Aldi
  17. Rip his left leg off and daub his face wi soppy end
  18. Gotta get the money to.pay for the doctors increase in pay, and for the new housing project, yes I will get it cos I'm I receipt of pension credit, couldn't give a f**k either way, I've worked and worked hard, most of my life for my pension, the only time I claimed out, was when I looked after my lady with her illness, I'm comfortable, I have life savings if I need out , if I rember last year, there was warm centres opened so folks could pop in and escape from the cold for a while, affordable housing indeed pull tuther one, gotta house these immigrants eh. Keith
  19. How's about Andy MacDonald aged 51, giving it some wellie on his skateboard, if he can manage it, the I'm gonna give it a bash, I've ordered missen one top of the range,8 wheeler, just the job do my shopping on
  20. rigormortice already setting in chaps, any donations thankfully appreciated, i will put my bank details up shortly, i thank you
  21. go to the top of the class charts, for this is the second time only you have read me right, your cheque is in the post, i dont believe the gullability of some folks ive lost the plot indeed, by the way, whos keith ta ta fer now,
  22. hello its only meeee, is there anyone on board this forum thats willing to give me a visit do me some housework, must bring there own cleaning tackle, i will of course bung you a few bob once i get my cold weather payment . lol thank you
  23. I've just had a thought chaps, if folks with my brains, compassion, we would.be the envy of the world, me as prime minister, eh, I would rule we an iron fist, hitlers nowt on me, dole wallahs lined up.n.shot , I'm.gonna drop ianb a line ask him if he needs a mod , I've come over all powerful
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