iworkwhippets
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Lol, belter mate made me laugh
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sounds idylic does that pal, i still watch canal boat diaries, i wouldnt mind that way of life missen good luck to you
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lol, its his full time job now , all colours, all positions, we a 6 months guarantee, depending on usage, fully erected, or pump the bugger up thissen
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me to pal, i honestly salivate, , i turn my nose up at nowt any doggy bags going
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eh, that means i had a full head of hair, instead of a comb over, ya got me thinking now ya bugger, im of to find my birthcertificate
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i cant believe im 81 next birthday, thats if i make it, theres no signs of dementia lol eh
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you cant possibly be normal in todays world, its not normal to be normal
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That's it matey, like the one outside Aldi, I'm sure it's a bloke dressed as a woman, but I wouldn't like to bet on it, is he she looking fer business ,does he she pay you, fer services, do you pay him.her I'm.buggered if I no, I'm slowly losing it I am
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Bit tapped that fella is, should be in an institute theres a spare cell going here, and you get your own front door key , not bin same sin Ruth buggered him off
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Fcukin hell redders , cracking idea is that, now then chaps, week after week, month after months, do this , do that, nowt but moan n no action, it's way to late, they are here and coming in daily, even welcomed by our own people, I could go on n.on but I've just got off my prayer mat, and cop fer this, I used to have bacon fer my breakfast those days are gone, killer whales, effing belter
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Now then chaps cop fer this, sometimes my daughter takes me shopping at aldis retail park in stane, talking of bastardiser there's this object stood posing outside wi thick red lipstick plastered all over it's gob, nylon stockings up.t tatas, kinky boots, I can't help but stare, and he she it ogles me, I feel violated, puts me off mi.finny haddock it does
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sorry for the late reply my friend, but unlike most on here who have partners spouses, mugs. to do there daily chores , whilst tuther half sit on forums talking rubbish, i have to do it all missen, as greyman, im buggered if know the answer, takes all sorts eh, now then while im here, ive just done my laundry, and in undecided what colour cecks to wear, i shall be back later , but at the moment, im watching an episode of topcat
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now look dildo it isnt, it wasnt PEEWIT, it was PEWIT, oh deary deary me, im going to start blocking foilks on here if ya dont buck yer ideas up, innit
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Tha what, do you lot realise im an elderly gentleman , and you are corrupting me wi all this debauchery talk
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Hey up, well I woke up about 2ish, go the loo and I was hungry, I couldn't stop thinking of the above, sooo, no jam doughnuts, but a nice fresh balm cake, out come the lurpak , spreadied thickly , then home made strawberry jam bought from.a garden centre, nice n tarty, larraped that on, then sardines in a rich Tommy sauce, that's it, and boy did i just enjoy it, now these days, i do what my body tells me, and it's telling me, do thissen another, so im just about to do just that
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look heres an offer not to be missed, if you wanna hear some decent foot tapping dip thi bread music, come see me, washboard , paper n comb, i will even get mi dolly tub out
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eh, im odd bung it over to me
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im nearly passing out with hunger looking at your grub, Arry my son, does thow fancy a lodger, if not, what about our Stavross, im no trouble,, lol
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Keep on posting my good man, I'm enjoying your posts
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Getting on fer 73 thousand members and not a soul on line,,, I've just got in having been playing cards we a few folks, I'm glad to say I won a tenner , I'm just about to have a bacon sarnie then get my head down. ,ta ta fer now chaps
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Do you honestly think he gives a monkies what anyone thinks, eh, hes made prime minister, hes set up fer life, if hes kicked out tomorrow, he will get thousands what we his pension, and perks, liz truss in fer just weeks, thousands upon thousands wi perks, good luck to em i say, the bigger the hypocrite, eh
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Shall you breast feed the little bugger,, the world has gone completely mad, I remember the days, you had an ingrowing toenail, there was an ambulance knocking on your , door, now it's make your own way there, ambulances all busy, same we a dentist, ring em up, toothache out it comes, same day, I'm.suffering with a toothache at the moment, it's been nagging me fer ages, can I get a dentist, not in my area i can't, so each day i set myself a time, lie down and loosen the bugger wi pliers , I'm getting there , broken Britain [BANNED TEXT] a fekin state it's in, and karmer saying things are o
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dont all rush at once we answer, eh, ya miserable gits, ive googled it MAROON 5 , im just about to cut the rug
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Rolling stones, queen, pet shop boys, that's what ya call music, by the way mentlegen, who sang ,, moves like jagger
