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iworkwhippets

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  1. Aye it's deffo damp patch, three brain cells have just appeared
  2. Hey up, a complete nettle bed just come out the hose. Ang about , it's owd Damp.patch . Eh
  3. I was watering my garden yesterday, using the outside tap, a load of sewage and brain matters came belching out, it even had a name on it, Waltjnr eh god knows who's coming out next
  4. Haven't I said yonks ago, drugs, apart from me, I can't think of one person who.isnt ramming summat up there hooters and wherever, now what this country needs is someone on there way out, yes I'm.on my way out lads couldn't give a monkies I'm. 81 FFS, as fer the front line, I'm ready lol there's no way I'm going anywhere we out leaving a bang, sitting on forums moaning hiding behind net curtains hoping things get better, eh.
  5. He looks like a castaway, or summat out of home alone
  6. Hello there and excuse me, but lurcherman is on about the way he looks , not if he's been converted . Eh
  7. Is that right, he's not one to sit on his arse moaning and getting nowhere, he,s not afraid to get out there n speak his mind, your afraid of your next door neighbour
  8. iworkwhippets

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    That's drugs for ya
  9. Little chaps putting his all into that matey, nice one
  10. Not many days left for me you say, well.then, a few none piss genuine reply from.me, enjoy yourselves at the Monday fair , I wish you all well
  11. Please to explain, as to what you SAW next. Ha ha ha ha
  12. Biterness , . It's bitterness you.spunk.bubble. Ha ha ha
  13. I was just testing you all
  14. Reap what we SOW, eh I'm not a pig ya bald headed owd scrote. It's SEW, FFS
  15. Look.dampers , you aren't safe or normal.on.land, chucking thissen into nearest nettles, then running aground nearly killing someone on thi owd boat, and your thinking of putting that old heap of Saab on the roads, an accident waiting to happen . Oh yes
  16. 80s music weekend, eh, I'm giving it [BANNED TEXT] for , why. Cos I can
  17. The man.is clearly on some form of enhancers a fekin bakery indeed fer fcukin fish chips and a portion of sloppits, I just can't take any more , I feel as though I've been rear ended when he comes on line
  18. Hello, I normally treat missen to a mug of hot chocolate this time of the day, I just can't face it
  19. I've just had a terrible thought lads whilst cleaning my Stanley crapper, Mushrooms rear entry must be like top of a pit shaft, eh
  20. Lol, bangers, owd damp.patch will be giving hissen a reet bashing over that , put it away dampers and watch weer ya going you be running aground again ffs
  21. Hey up asshole, now then stop making thissen look the c**t you are, I will do that for you ,secondly stop trying to be someone you are not, what you are though in my eyes is a complete pleb of all plebs as for the toaster , stick it up ya jacksies along with what else you choose to bung up.there, I suggest you see a colorectal doctor pacey fekin pacey, now fcuk off
  22. What like an owd folks home you mean, To get fekin tasered, well thanks very much pal
  23. The coppers have appeared in court, and apparently , the police woman.who.tasered the owd lad, was viable and within her training ,
  24. Bang right on, sense of humour, sadly lacking in most members on especially that daft c**t sat behind his fekin kitchen door we a f****n shotgun popping off sparrows while his wifey is out earning a crust
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