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iworkwhippets

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  1. does anybody fancy my meat pie
  2. cheers mate, hes got a couple of years on me then
  3. How old is he, i run up n downstairs dail, just try n keep fit, and empty my bladder
  4. All the best for mum n baby
  5. its a fekin cracker is that fawn dog Trev, really switched on, its wasted on you mate, give it to me i will show it some real work, youd be shocked at some of the places ive got stuck into, only joking matey,
  6. im just watching ya video again whilst i have a late lunch, steak pie chips n peas, eh i knows how to roll i do
  7. More like the fish fingers n chips at 4 o'clock matey
  8. M jesus. Christ Ken I've been up sin 3 o'clock I'm flatulating like a goodun here ?
  9. First thing i read when i opened my eyes this morning, i watched her on top gear, full of life anyways RIP
  10. Only 51 poor soul, its a terrible disease
  11. Yeh I remembet her on top gear that's awful news rip
  12. well im going back some years now in fact i think i did post the topic on here but i had a gas check done at my home, the gas man asked if he could use my toilet, sure i said , anyhow a while later my lady shouts, come here keith and look at this, fekin hell it filled the pan, i told the gas man about it , and he went back upstairs we a plunger, and to this day im sure theres teeth marks in my bathroom door
  13. I wait for your write ups n clips matey, im practicaly with you when your out wi dogs , i used to love working the hedgerows with my Nell she gave her all and i was happy with that
  14. Brought back happy memories for me Trev thats just hjow i used to work with my Nell, missed more than she copped but when she copped made my day
  15. Went out to my back garden earlier on to feed the birds, sewage all over the place and what a stink, the force of the back log lifted the manhole cover off ive had this problem a few years back, so before i called out the council i had a go myself, i have rods, so i got stuck in, buckets of water and a good rodding, and whoosh job done wet wipes all over my garden, and turds , well all as can say, who ever passed the buggers must be inhuman , all cleaned up now with a little help from a neighbour
  16. Has max been on this morning
  17. owd Ray, not seen him for a while
  18. The only reason those two coppers are giving the knee, which makes me feel like throwiing up, is to stop the crowd from surging forward it only takes one of em to break through that tin pot barrier and the rest would follow, so them coppers dont give a monkies about any bodies lives black or white, the groveling gets looking after number one
  19. Nice one Kev, thats a lovely gesture
  20. you no how to roll you do Rich, lol, but its the same fer me, only i can stretch it out till about 7 ish, then its on the settee i go, close my eyes and thats me gone
  21. couple of lady botty bashers live just up the road from me very pleasant ladies
  22. Snatch at the moment my friend is the furthest thing on my mind, i just dont wanna get involved ive lost two wives now i couldnt handle losing someone else
  23. Been on my own now sin my lady passed RIP RUTHY now every monday morning without fail this lady care suppert worker rings me up hows it going keith, not to bad i says, a bit lonely just like thousands more out there , she asked me if i would like to be put in touch with a like minded lady lost her husband a while back, would it be ok if i pass on your telephone number so you can chat to her perhaps meat up for a coffee/ now as lonely as i am along with thousands of others out there i politely said no
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