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    dont mean to be disrespectfull to anyone mate, but hes not a full shilling, and not one to argue with so i paid him for six and got off lightly eh im all there up top
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    thats nowt to worry about daniel, you wanna try living here, a couple of weeks back my next door neighbour came knocking at my door asking if i wanted out fron the shops, i do the same for him, i asked him to bring me a steak slice from greggs, he came back with, and i kid u not 12 sausage rolls
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    well pleased for you jamie, atb with her
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    now that does look very nice our arry, ive just put a aldi ready meal in the oven, and ive bowt missen a christmas dinner in a tin fer christmas day , dunna bother getting your violins out lads, im already playing mine
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    some crackin dishes lads, im salivating from every orrifice here
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    Yeh that's exactly what I've done mate I think the full asking price is round a fiver or summat
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    Just walloped a big mac n fries ? fer £1 99 stanway colchester. Eh god I love my food I do took me a while find my way home though cos I was on. Foot and forgot weer I lived ?
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    Nice one Jamie one thing missing though matey get yourself a dog ? thanks for sharing
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    is there any need fer going into details of folks bowel movements, i feel as though im covered in excrement
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    I had a double yolker for my breakfast this morning ken
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    wots punctuation save me googlin it
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    imgonna come knockin on your door later on and sort you out laddie, i knows weer ya live
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    whats their
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    As most of you will be aware, i moved into sheltered housing in may of this year, well look ive bit of a quandry going on, dunna get me wrong im more than happy here but thing is we have a laundry room here open to all residents, but people do there washing and forget about it, so its sitting in the washer till next resident comes along empties said washer out and dumps the clothes on top of a cupboard, eh to cut along story short theres more clothes stacked up in there than marks n sparks and folks dunna no whos clothes are whos, eh moral of this story is, im sure these underpants im wearing
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    Slippers are for owd men Daniel ?
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    eh aint there a d in knowledge
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    nice one mate pleased for you
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    eh cum again, im going fer a lie down
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    sorry my comp is acting up
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    dont mean to be rude my friend, but if that do gets to much for you, theres a good home awaits here, gimmee summat hang on to when im out shopping instead of my NHS zimmer frame
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    eh, what a bloomin cheek, smash ya face in ?
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    bloody norah the filthy slut, thats my lunch in the bin
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    Well I've just come in from feeding my greedy foxy friends all in good condition so I logged on to thl only to find just me n kens deputy browsing 2 58 am just make missen a bacon sarnie then. Get my head down good morning everybody.
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    Yeh I've read it mate and thanks for caring in. Fact thanks to u. All
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