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iworkwhippets

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  1. To fill vacancies , and improve growth, her words , not mine, eh
  2. My thoughts entirely,. Much to late now, I will sign.of now, I'm going fer half of bitter , so from a second rate citizen ta ta fer now
  3. I remember out on one of my forays, i came across this sheep mangled up in barbed wire, guess what, and i couldnt believe it, but there was this big old fox chewing on the poor bugger
  4. im well aware matey, same with Farnworth , i drove through there and into bolton, and Walkden, a differnt world from my youth , coming to a village n town near you , no matter were you are
  5. Now look i dont wanna appear 2 faced or anything, but i watched an interview with Angela rayner labour deputy leader, now she promissed faithfully we would be financially better off under labour, now i can just imagine missen under Angela, but thats another story, if labour can put an extra few bob on my pension, then vote me labour
  6. Born n bred in Walkden, now Wogden, , i have friends in Bolton, clammering to get away, the very house i was born in, now holds , foreigners
  7. Hello ladies n mentlegen. i was once a journalist, but look at me now eh, Chancellor, tomorrow ,,, PM im working on it
  8. overseas visitors, well hows about them poor buggers, rowing there goolies off. in clapped out whatsits, cant blame em fer coming over here, they no they will get this that n tuther, which they do might as well give em what they want, they are here to stay , like i say cant blame em fer trying, were letting em in
  9. Could have gone in the 70s, £10 assisted package, to think i could be the proud owner of a sheep ranch with my very own boomerang n sheep ranch , n lasso, but im happy with my lot here
  10. Here in Stanway, sat outside eating breakfast in the Autumn sunshine, with just a nice plump healthy robin waiting fer tit bits ,
  11. England v Italy channel 4 sid, just about to kick off
  12. lol eh, shopkeeper says to me tuther day, ya shift some popcorn you do lad, well cop fer this lot i says , so i shows him this topic, HE BOUGHT HIMSELF A COUPLE OF BAGS
  13. should have given us a knock Ken, i was unaware of your visit
  14. packed up the ciggies in 2019, 20 a day, never had one since, but i still get the urge, i dunno what the hell that is your smoking, but i could eat the bugger
  15. summat similar to mine Ken, only i have a little starting handle on the bottom corner
  16. Hey up, I went out this morning about 2 30 feed my foxy visitors, i no they wait for me , and i like to see them, just 2 of em last night, but one of em had its back foot completely gone, most upsetting, i didny manage much sleep fer thinking about it, i will be out again tonight
  17. just hang fire chaps with the abuse and sarcasm,im just nipping round the corner fer a dominos £18 delivered £10 if i pick it up, shant be long, makes a change from popcorn
  18. looks like keepdiggins arse to me
  19. f****d if i no francie , but ive just spat my horlicks out
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