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  1. Eager to please my boss on my first day in my new job I cheerily told him that I'd just put another batch of brownies in to cook He took me to one side and said "that's NOT how we refer to Pakistanis in THIS crematorium! lol

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    Gazza

    :laugh: Just as a thought what did you Scottish lads think when he chipped Hendry and scored, a fecking good goal or what a cnut or both ?? Lab and baw need not bother :laugh:
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    Gazza

    tremendous goal against Scotland though wasn't it :laugh: 2 useless c**ts that day Hendry and mccallister....................f***ing bellends!!yeah....they didn't fit in with the rest of the world beaters did they I can't remember, what goal was this aye it was alright for a fluke seriously, it was quality. what makes the goal and the celebration after Evan more special is it stuck two fingers up to the press for saying he was "past it" because of him on the piss and eating kebabs till early hours.The press don't give a feck about anything apart from selling papers ,c**ts the lot of them
  4. If I don't put this up someone else will so ... The Vatican says that the Pope has resigned because he no longer has the strength to carry out his duties. Fair enough. At his age it can't be easy holding down a struggling 10 year-old.lol :laugh:
  5. I was thinking on the day it was reported that he was to step down something not quite right here . Then came talk of living in the Vatican so that he could not be charged with any crimes whilst being head of state. Whilest I'm not religious in any way shape or form I do hope the allegations are not true
  6. That's Davy all over always looking to help fellow shooters out if he possibly can and going the extra mile
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    My Avatar Pic

    Don't feel pressured DIDO.1 , to Evan contemplate changing it is giving in to the unwashed
  8. Nice shooting Aaron buddy , love the pics See you tomorrow , let the battle commence
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    Oscar Joke

    I thought it was like coupons you get so many then your entitled to a free pint off the people who gave them you That's two pints you owe me so far :laugh:
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    Oscar Joke

    :laugh: stop it your hurting me
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    Oscar Joke

    I know not normally said in the same sentence but your a gent baw
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    Oscar Joke

    I swear down I've got a mate who owns an advertising media company and he said yesterday "the ad ran " then got pulled . Don't forget me fecking likes :laugh:
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      PIL

      Thought I'd put it up on here as well before paulus copies it .lol

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      PIL

      What's that got to-do with the price of fish paul ?

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    Oscar Joke

    http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/oscar-pistorius-nike-ad-bullet-in-the-chamber.jpg Irony at its best
  14. I was just highlighting your joke you f***ing sicko I can't see the status updates, on mobile mode mate I'm on mobile Go to bottom of screen left hand corner and change to desktop version I'm not telling granny how to suck eggs .lol
  15. pot....kettle !!!i was taking the p1ss...................lolno blades in jail............ pleased I bit my tongue
  16. Try pm'ing davyt63 he may be able to answer your question
  17. pot....kettle !!!+1 johnny
  18. If your not fast your last baw, by a clear 4 minutes . Look in the status updates you thief . :laugh:
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    Oscar Joke

    ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE GLORIOUS, DON'T TRY TO SURPRISE OSCAR PISTORIOUS
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    Oscar Joke

    Oscar Pistorious holds a lot of records, including worst Valentine's present ever
  21. ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE GLORIOUS, DON'T TRY TO SURPRISE OSCAR PISTORIOUS

    1. stabba

      stabba

      haha very quick there lol

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      PIL

      Quicker than baw anyhow :)

      There's more in the general section.lol

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