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  1. Take a look at "gunstar" and compare prices , that should give you a guide.
  2. "G'day mate, Fosters helpline..... whats the problem, dude" "I'm in Australia with the girlfriend. She's been stung on the minge by a hornet, and now her fanny has completely closed up" "Bummer dude" "Thanks mate, bye"

  3. The classic is slightly longer and has a better shot count , that's the only difference.Regards
  4. PIL

    Joke

    You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ?no ! It's a fecking kilt.lol
  5. Brillaint.....another Hun getting f****d by the Tims...... she divorced the c**t lol :laugh:
  6. I was working at a empty house in the week and a guy showed me a pic of his latest toy and that was just like the pic on here . He reckons it cost him a grand , he said it's got a camera on it as well . I thought at the time why the feck would you want a camera on it . Apparently they are seriously quick , not bad for A carpet layer. I will find out want he plans to do with it now I have seen this thread
  7. Ferretgirl I hope Johnnyboy got you all you wanted (I did drop a hint ) :laugh: Enjoy your breakfast in bed
  8. pm Tron buddy he maybe will help you out Seriously , hope you get the info you need and good luck to your lad
  9. Now go to fecking bed night night
  10. ring UK fires peterlee i dont have their number to hand but they will give you details and the cost is about £25 for test and refill hope this helps Taken from bbs Ps what part of north east ?
  11. Most of your posts are a bit strange, why dont you get yourself down to your nearest taxidermist don't swear at me in code tinkerbell Most of your posts are a bit strange, why dont you get yourself down to your nearest taxidermist that told you baldy jack it sure did! this is my last ever post so bugger of the lot you or i will get the colonel to give you a good talking to sorry i misread that, have i been promoted?Some people will never get your humor now feck off back to the general section cue ball
  12. ( Nice one Mr mole ) Scrap that giving duff information :laugh:
  13. I know your a newbie Timmy but it was a fecking gag ffs .I don't see comments like that as a gag, no I'm not taking the piss. Some things are beyond the reasonable limit.I may be an old fashioned git but some things just aren't joking material, rape and arson being 2 of them. Everyone's different Timmy and if you think that's bad I'd advise you not to go in the general section.This sites a little more relaxed than some of the others and if your going to hang around you are going to have to lighten up .
  14. I know your a newbie Timmy but it was a fecking gag ffs .
  15. A cracking match ,c'mon England
  16. I used to fecking "like " you
  17. Most of your posts are a bit strange, why dont you get yourself down to your nearest taxidermist that told you baldy jack
  18. Good on ya walshie , just need this rain to feck right off Just tell them a few of your jokes , they'll probably leave you to it
  19. johnnyboy, dont feck about on here all day and dont evan think about putting the rugby on till you've bought a prezzi and card lol

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Hahahahahahahahahaha lol

    2. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      Hahahahahaha.....I've bought steak for the last 3 days mun.lol

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Hahahahahaha that's Evan funnier than malts reply when you take it in context .lol

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