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trenchfoot

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  1. Keep giving the dog good grub, good exercise and good rest. Then get plenty of game in front of it, If your after "big stuff", you dont need a big 'un to pull it. Just one with heart, drive and pace. And patience!
  2. Got the best games console going. Had it for years, Its called a slip lead. Best place for games consoles is in the cupboard with the breville toaster, juicing machine and the rest of the crap.
  3. Got a pull a couple of weeks ago. Told them I had permission. The farmhouse was only up the lane, so said go and ask them. When we got there, knocked on the door, no answer. So I took my key out of my pocket and asked them if they wanted a brew. Pulled on my own land. Give them their due, they saw the funny side
  4. I do! been together 20 years. She is anti for the same reasons I am not. Does not agree with factory farming, couldn't stand to see an animal suffer. Couldn't kill anything. Her response to it is that she is vegi, and does not wear leather etc. She is non to chuffed to unexpectedly find game hung up in my workshop, but knows what goes on to put true meat on the table. Rarely does it cause any bother. The shit hits the fan when people question our opposing views, still eat meat, but if it's something I have brought home, either from the field or our own livestock, and they turn their noses
  5. Every Hancock dog is ear tattooed, so if you wanted to go to the effort of tracing the linage of any of his pups you could. Most emphasis is placed on the stud dogs, but if you asked you could trace the history of any of the brood bitches also
  6. When people start stealing dogs they cease to be classed as human/people. The only place for these cnuts is in a hole in the bloody ground.
  7. Tried it, But it seems to be stuck 10 years in the past. Or maybe there is something I need to talk to the other half about!
  8. done it a few times, on both the wrong and right side of the fence. Bought one of these. Work a treat. Also good for finding your car at game fairs http://www.bushnelloutdoorproducts.eu/www_bushnell/uk/produits/outdoor/gps/
  9. Try this, http://www.heinnie.com/ I'd recommend a Rockstead, If you've got more brass than brains. ATB Yorkie
  10. Worse than that, I hung my arse off the balcony and shat on my own car! Feck, this threads giving me flashbacks
  11. A mate had passed out in my bunk, would budge, so tied his feet to the bottom rail and set fire to his trainers
  12. Wrote " your all cnuts" with fertiliser across the neighbours front lawn. took a week to kick in, but grew it up all lovely, no matter how often he cut the grass it was still there. Tuck a can of special brew in the hand, and copy of razzle under the arm of Josia Wedgwood statue,outside Stoke on Trent station. Stuck my cock in the choclate fountain at a posh birds BBQ. She complained, so I stuck her cat in it and let it loose running round the house. I claimed it was equal opportunities as I had treated her pussy the same.
  13. Now that is a bull cross. Bit of purple spray and them lads will be right!
  14. Landy is packed. Tanks full. Peterbro' in the mo

  15. There is never a Beddy Whippet around when you need one!
  16. Feck me, that lad don't mind using a bit of diesel!
  17. that lad must have been gutted at his sentence. Serves the cnut right
  18. Fart and give us a clue, darling!
  19. Stick with 1 dog at a time. Take your time training and entering it. Then once you know what its strengths and weaknesses are, you can go on to find the right partner to complete the team.
  20. Get a pocket full of acorns and fire them at it with your catapult
  21. RHFD, HJR and broken to stock. Any trial. My arse!
  22. Wether you think you can, or think you can't, either way you're probably right.
  23. Brace yourself, I'm coming in dry
  24. It's only a small pasture, but I am an expert in my own field
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