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  1. KittleRox

    tennants

  2. KittleRox

    heading on down to the love shack

  3. KittleRox

    just oot ma bed, whats for breakfa erm I mean Tea ?

    1. theferreter

      theferreter

      sheep shit and water grass lol

    2. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      Beef stir fry with noodles

  4. KittleRox

    MACAROON

  5. KittleRox

    where does it awe come from ? even the ducks must be seek now

    1. The one

      The one

      Still to get more mate all next week

  6. KittleRox

    raw garlic, blackberrys, strawberrys, grapes, apple all washed down with a glass of orange juice, health trip

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    2. Lab

      Lab

      Raw garlic ffs!!!

    3. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      aye keeps the wife away lol

    4. tegater

      tegater

      Whole or liquidised?

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  7. KittleRox

    a big wart with hairs sticking oot and a snottery beak

    1. ferretess

      ferretess

      ah ah ah tissue

  8. KittleRox

    concentration tongue oot

    1. kool hand

      kool hand

      AAAND !is your finger hovering over the REPORT BUTTON ...lol...

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      why has somebody wrote something naughty lol

    3. RossM

      RossM

      Masterbating again pal? Vinegar stroke perhaps?

  9. KittleRox

    building stuff in the garage and listening to radio 2 and the sounds of the seventies

    1. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      aye its all good stuff

    2. Joe67

      Joe67

      auld c**ts :)

    3. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      70's and some of the 80's= PROPER TUNES!!

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  10. KittleRox

    its wild oot there

    1. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      no at the berwickshire show

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      no I.m oot mooching wi the dugs while the show ponys are oot chasing rosettes lol

  11. KittleRox

    am in a funny mood the nicht

    1. Lab

      Lab

      funny as in drunk?..:-)

  12. KittleRox

    mmmmmmmmmm Beatrix Van boom boom mmmmmmmmmm

    1. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      no what u mean all women stunning

    2. RossM

      RossM

      Would let her shite in ma belly button!!

  13. KittleRox

    Cidre

    1. paulus

      paulus

      dont mention strongbow as you might get speared by fecking great arrows lol

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      or the wife lol

    3. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      and rakes no hame so nae handstands the nicht ( I don,t think ) lol

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  14. KittleRox

    Hello and Good Evening

  15. KittleRox

    that fly,s daeing ma heid in

    1. paulus

      paulus

      get a pair with buttons then...lol

    2. stabba

      stabba

      english please lol

    3. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      I,ll need tae get masel an aweroonder

  16. KittleRox

    I,m sitting here manicuring my nails and grooming ma pubes

    1. Lab

      Lab

      lol

    2. paulus

      paulus

      are they grey aswell...lol

    3. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      rake abot cunen round lol

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  17. KittleRox

    never even got a cream egg, fxck yer easter bunny

  18. KittleRox

    aye opened the back door to have a smoke and the fookin hailstanes are booncing intae the kitchen, WTF, I was sunbathing oan a hill last week, I,ll be fookin sledging doon it the morn lol

    1. Malt

      Malt

      Lol!

    2. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      It's roasting here! Sunburnt to

      Death! Wtf am I coming home to!!!! Lol

    3. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      the cauld lol

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  19. KittleRox

    the stripper on Britains got talent, fook me

    1. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      some body luvly

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      oh yes, very nice fit with tattoos, looks the type that could teach me a few things lol

  20. KittleRox

    I,m building a wall, everyday its getting higher

    1. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      hope youve got planning permission!

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      lol

    3. paulus

      paulus

      the russians tried that, it didnt work glasnost...lol

  21. KittleRox

    FFS

  22. KittleRox

    its a bit stiff

    1. Lab

      Lab

      WD40 mate.....:-)

  23. KittleRox

    anti histamines

    1. Lab

      Lab

      I heard there selling a box of a 1000 at boots for a £5 mate....not to be sneezed at eh?...:-)

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      I wrote that when I was pissed last night, fxck nose why lol

    3. paulus

      paulus

      carnt beat a bit of randomness....lol

  24. KittleRox

    of dogs and deer £40 Pick up pm

    1. RossM

      RossM

      You are defiantly pissed! You'll regret it.

    2. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      no skint mate

  25. KittleRox

    Io Ci Saro Lang Lang on the Piano

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