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Yeah it's all gone off on a bit of a tangent tonight mate...
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I only wanted fish and chips and I end up divorced with an itchy cock, an arse like a blood orange, questioning my sexuality and dodging virtual bullets in this crazy virtual town........ Thank you and good night....
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your greatest personal achievement to date.....?
NEWKID replied to SNAP SHOT's topic in General Talk
Snapsot well done on making your dream a reality. My biggest acievement is without doubt my kids, changes your whole outlook on life there's no love like it. and as others have said I'll make sure I don't make a hash of it like my old man did. -
I just virtually opened one in conjunction with Arjan,todays virtual specials......Super sour diesel or barneys kush? Some guys prefer the more hirsute lady-boys...... Oh I feel sick, I knew there was something hidden amongst the hair but that......really.......... I've just virtually thrown up my deep fried halal tikka balti donner kebab...... Mackem you've virtually ruined my life
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Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out). Feck off thats not my fish thats smelly minges I can vouch for that Desires virtually stunk to high heaven, and it was virtually the hairyest thing I've ever seen
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Don't know if it's any help Christian but I got talking to Bridget the midget at Mackems place down the road and it seems her dream job is to work in a chippy she's sick of the stripping game. She just needs a hop up to reach the fryers but other than that she's ready for a start tommorow........ don't let Mackem know for f*cks sake all the girls down there are shit scared of him he'll go mental if he finds out.
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Hpoe you have the sh!ts in the morning and your arse is like a blood orange I'm more worried about the virtual itchy cock I've got off of desire.........
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Shit thats me virtually divorced the missus caught me virtualy at it with desire
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Just got a virtual special fried tikka halal balti donner kebab, from Mackems 2 doors down, fricken lovely cheers mate, got sick of waiting for my virtual fish and chips. Off to watch some virtual lap dancers...... Mackem knows how to run a virtual business.
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I'm gonna have to virtually cook me own then.........
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I saw the same one i think,some redneck hicks who drove carrying a stepladder in the back of their truck looking for horses to rape,and a fat overweight bird who had sexual relations with her dog,there was also a small community of oddballs who had animal sex-partners. Thats the one mate, my missus had to go bed half way through said it made her feel sick. Some type of morbid curiousity made me watch it to the end, there was a couple who got together through there "love" of animals, he said he knew she was the one when they went out to see her horse together and she was so horny she had
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You gonna get me my fish and chips or what..... I've been waiting f*cking ages....
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I remember seeing a documentary about people in America in relationships with dogs and horses... it was weird as hell some old boy was in his kitchen and a horse put it's head through the window the old boy started kissing it full on..... theres some mental people out there.... By the way Scothunter a dolphins a mammal not a fish
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Inbetweeners for me...... one bollock hanging out on the cat walk...... gutter humour but funny as.....
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AND ITS STILL UP ,SO I,M OUT AGAIN TONITE ,LAST NITE WAS A VERY GOOD NIGHT ,I FREZZER FULL OF THE FINEST OF MEAT HOPING FOR ANOTHER GOODNITE,THIS WILL BE MY 5TH NIGHT IN A ROW ATB Nice one rocky, the winds just coming down here now, tried monday but it was crap still and clear, the next few nights should be better though
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Thanks Mate I thought I had seen he had a lot of collie in his make up, it sounds like he's the ideal dog for the land you run, and alien to what some think it is'nt just speed that puts game in the bag. If you ever do breed off of him what would you breed with? Cheers
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Nice one mate,
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You may see a difference mate once he has been out working with them ( by the sounds of it he hasn't yet), keep a close eye on him whilst working and start with small sets where you can be in close control. I've found I've got to be a lot harder with the terrier in all disciplining than I am with the lurcher. I wouldn't let them feed together though mate as he may feel threatened and possesive and it will only take one quick snap to lose a ferret. Maybe put him on a lead in the garden when the ferrets are out, if he even makes a move towards them a sharp pull on the lead and a firm "no" until
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Well done lads another top bag, am I right in thinking that the Don Dog is more collie than grey?
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Top day there mate well done
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Nice photos mate, looks like you had a good day well done mate.
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Good points mate Your dead right that your approach to them has to be right, also a lot is word of mouth, I've picked up a bit recently from a friend who's got greyhound kennels on a small bit of land surrounded by farmland. I recently put up some new kennels for them, asked about the land around him and a phone call later was given permission. It's not the best to be honest but runs onto other good land I've asked the farmer the name of the people to speak to around him and he's said he'll put a word in for me then I can call. Also sometimes providing another service can help, we were asked
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whats every bodys favourate ferret colour
NEWKID replied to barney rubble's topic in Ferrets & Ferreting
Mine definately get looked after as working pets, the kids love em there all named, ridiculous names too, and I do have a lot of affection for them. But I don't care what colour they are I've 2 pole cats and 3 albinos but they could be any colour I would'nt mind, as long as they're not biting the shit out of me or the kids ( never had or seen one of these "beautiful" eu polecats but they sound a bit mental to me) and they bolt rabbits out of holes thats good enough for me. -
Cracking looking fish mate, good luck on topping the 13lber
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Well done mate, never tied my own nets, I might give it a go now
