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shaaark

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  1. Got to be, has to be, 'relentless'. Harry greb, relentless. Greb 147, relentless. Makes sense to me ?
  2. 'Your'e fcuking miserable' That's three words fella, yeah ? Well, four, grammatically ?? ?
  3. I used to say 'piratical' sayings/expressions quite regularly lol. Did a few people's heads in lol. Didn't get a nickname for it though. Just told 'for fucks sake give it a rest'. I was quite jolly about it though ?
  4. He was rat arsed ........... ?
  5. Skint as a badger .......... eh?
  6. That's easy for you to say
  7. You win some, you lose some
  8. Must dash, ttfn ................ ?
  9. Too right I do. Had a catheter down the old boy when I had a bad accident in 1999. Since then, most of the time it's the only time I can relax enough for a proper piss ?
  10. I sometimes see lads out on the town etc, getting up to allsorts, pissed up etc, and I think to myself, 'thank f**k that stage of my life is a distant memory'. Don't suppose I'm that old really, just packed a lot of stupidity into my 20's and early30's years lol
  11. Aint got my slippers on though, I overheat with slippers and gown on lol
  12. In my dressing gown now, very comfortable. ............. what sort of thoughts have I just put in your mind?!! That was NOT a come on! ?
  13. shaaark

    Apple.

    A few bottles of Henry Westerns vintage, to soften the blow of the expense of said friday ?
  14. I'm 'beside myself' with laughter! ?
  15. Don't know if it's been said already, .... You'll be laughing on the other side of your face.
  16. My all time favourite has got to be ....... 'I can't hear myself think'. ?
  17. Love loads of old sayings. But HATE all this modern 'americanism' shite that gets bandied about by loads of people these days. And it's not just the youngsters. I 'fear the worst' ............. ? ? ?
  18. Blown plenty of bird's eggs out in my younger days. Just never understood the grandmother saying lol ?
  19. I like my sardines, specifically from the pacific, defiantly, yeah ?
  20. That's a terrific looking dog. What size, height and weight, is he mate?
  21. Not a modern saying, but, 'don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs'. What's that all about? ?
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