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  1. FFS stabba you must be one fat b*****d when you use the moon to weigh yourself.............. I thought you'd weigh more, you can't go lamping so have chinese with your lamping partner instead lol You thought wrong......feels like i'm telling you this again????? Must be the magnetic pull or something............
  2. FFS stabba you must be one fat b*****d when you use the moon to weigh yourself..............
  3. That'll learn the little cheeky shit for calling people names over the internet then................
  4. Wouldn't like to leave you hangin there mate.............
  5. This unfortunately has nothing to do with the moon but but will most certainly have something to do with you being female..........
  6. Lab

    Duck Shooting?

    Any c**t with flags............... ..
  7. wasnt it your lot that invented it comming out here with out women in the first place and trying to set up home.lol good on you stabs the sooner she is gone the better. the bounty is only in victroia the smallest state you know the one about the size of britian. Not a real good idea going near animals poisened by 1080 the crap is sastemic or some thing like that and will kill what eats that animal and the one after that and the one after that and so on . stuff should be band. strychnine baits were good in the 80s and before easly could take a hundred foxes over the weekend and no damage
  8. Defo' train alone.....................but you can walk and socialise them together no problem and they will pick things up along the way anyway.....
  9. Lab

    poor lad

    Cause there not lesbians there just filthy bitches doing a bit of acting...............
  10. Lab

    hedgehogs

    Thanks for that mate......al nip out to the pet shop today and get some very expensive deluxe cat food for the 'hogs, always like to keep there teeth nice and sharp...........
  11. I think its safe to say its when you can have frozen stuff in your fridge then that section is a freezer...you can stick a posh name like Ice Box in there if it makes you feel better but its a f*****g freezer. If i said to you Stealthy....."Go and grab me some ice from the Ice box mate!".....you'd say "You mean the freezer ya prick?".............
  12. Really......i had a present day Amy Winehouse in mind............
  13. You can f**k off as well.............
  14. f*****g beat it you silly girl............oh and its You Fat b*****d not You Sad b*****d......................
  15. Well my advice would be to explain the situation just as you have done on your first post. Who knows they might have another family looking for a place and things might run like clockwork. If the contract says that you have to pay then you have to pay......will it be worth it the long run if you get your dream house?...
  16. That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! who you kidding darling? Shut up flower.......we all know you couldn't sort out your problem last week wi the Patel family... Really? "Please please Mr Judge, you work no good, no good!!....now you take half money and go from my house please.".............
  17. That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!! who you kidding darling? Shut up flower.......we all know you couldn't sort out your problem last week wi the Patel family...
  18. That can be a risk right enough...........he knew i'd have slapped him silly if he tried that though(he'll f*****g love that.)...... BOOM!!!!
  19. Yip i did this year on the rearing field. Its Tramp1 of here and he made life a hell of alot easier than last. I thought Mondays might have been an issue.. but he never let me down. Only downfall is he's a hun and smokes like a chimney so fag breaks are every 5 mins......
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    hedgehogs

    swim well to Not with a brick on there back they dont......... Blan you want to get a broom handle and chap a big nail in the end, cut the head of and leave a nice point................ I really hope your joking lab The hedgehog population is reducing rapidly over most of the UK..... Nope......little spikey b*****ds.
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    my niccco

    Look at the feet on it ......somebody is going to be a big lad....
  22. Rab C Nesbit starts next wed BBC2 at 10pm.........Ya beauty Mary Doll....lol

    1. Lab

      Lab

      new series mate

    2. Malt

      Malt

      I love that program, what a great documentary about genuine Scottish folk.. ;) lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      Just like Gavin and Stacey....lol

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