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  1. Lab

    Breakfast

    Agreed. Or at least wrote 'Christian was here' on the bathroom wall with your (or anyone elses) shite. That would be worth posting on here. Not that you scraped a word in some toast you big southern ponce. FTB Hey bollocks lord alan sugar is on graham norton show now and he said if he doesnt like the food in a restaurant he leaves messages with the left over food for the chef Remember where you heard it 1st. And hes a lord ive got a good feeling im going to go far after that now Lord christian has a nice ring to it You will today after eating shite out of there.......a
  2. why?? so you dont get shown up down dans?? :whistling: :whistling: pmsl.... Ok I've changed my mind.... A video camera will do just nicely!!!.... Lol :laugh: ive got one here you can have mate but it sometimes dont work .............you better hope it doesn't work that day then................
  3. why?? so you dont get shown up down dans?? :whistling: :whistling: pmsl.... Ok I've changed my mind.... A video camera will do just nicely!!!.... Lol
  4. For stewie to stay 'in' sweden........ Lol
  5. Found it in 2 secs.....................easy!! And there you go again FTB.....f*****g boasting about your good points!!!.......
  6. Well a 200 bird day turned into a 328 bird day...some spectacular drives. Somebody will be getting there cheque book out tonight....:-)

    1. trenchfoot

      trenchfoot

      don't you just love overage!

       

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      are you trying to tell us your bird has gained 128 pounds? that's impressive even for a unit of her considerable bulk!

  7. I remember a good few years back me and a mate(tramp1 of here) were doing a bit of lamping on my shoot ground. Anyway there was a long ear sitting out, so he slipped the dog. Nice chase back and forward a few times then 'bang' the dog nailed it....but he kept going with the lamp... I said " What the f**k are you doing the dogs got it?".....he said " No its not!!"...as he followed the hare into the distance wondering where the dog was? Turned the lamp back to the dog and there it was with one of my Red legged Partridges in its gob............... :censored: Thats some admission mat
  8. Aye right then the c**t would fly you like a kite, abit like he did moggy there!!! in all seriousness though what possesses people to do that? or even makes them think. im swing this cat around! it would have been class if he got dizzy and face planted himself into the kurb though. the little girl in the next street,i heard it was lab returning his cat to out of shot he lets it go and it lands safely in the back garden, lazy cnut just couldnt be arsed walking............ :thumbs: f**k her!!!........its my cat now, she's 9 she's got plenty time to get over it............... Oh and
  9. I remember a good few years back me and a mate(tramp1 of here) were doing a bit of lamping on my shoot ground. Anyway there was a long ear sitting out, so he slipped the dog. Nice chase back and forward a few times then 'bang' the dog nailed it....but he kept going with the lamp... I said " What the f**k are you doing the dogs got it?".....he said " No its not!!"...as he followed the hare into the distance wondering where the dog was? Turned the lamp back to the dog and there it was with one of my Red legged Partridges in its gob............... :censored: what a prick killing gamebirds
  10. Thank f**k Big Brother is coming on...............
  11. clown........... Hope folk read this thread, not be long and finding out who the clown is.........
  12. Cant see the joke here i'm afraid. Hope it was an older dog it grabbed and not a pup in training? If it had been mine it would have been going for a f*****g flying lesson with a size 9 right up its arse!! Don't know about ur shoot but we are all mate on ours no need to be kicking dogs just a simple shout did the job and guess what the lab was in one piece like it says just a story all parties had a laugh that day if u can't av a laugh on a day out then u best say in with ur head up ur arse Wait a minute....i'm not the one with my head up my arse, thats you mate. Your the one with dogs
  13. Seriously worried about Judge....he just texted to ask if i could phone him a chinky cause he has no credit.............pmsl!!!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      did i f**k!! He'd probably give me some gay porn number!!....lol

    2. reddawn

      reddawn

      phone him a set meal for 10 lol

    3. rob190364

      rob190364

      Order him a blobbergram!

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  14. your super cat would have swung him around eh lab lol You know it....f*****g things like a lion!! You'd have seen that wee chav b*****d flying through the air minus an arm. These barn cats dont f**k about, and its a born and bred Fifer tae....hard as nails.... The only thing that ,makes Fifers' hard ,is Sniffin' LINO Yes if you were from Kirkcaldy you knew all about 'lino...... Lucky im not from there, just up the road........ Pettycur bay,after a night at Jackie O's ,ah! the memories. Jackie O's eh....a blast from the past there. Struggled to get in there when
  15. I remember a good few years back me and a mate(tramp1 of here) were doing a bit of lamping on my shoot ground. Anyway there was a long ear sitting out, so he slipped the dog. Nice chase back and forward a few times then 'bang' the dog nailed it....but he kept going with the lamp... I said " What the f**k are you doing the dogs got it?".....he said " No its not!!"...as he followed the hare into the distance wondering where the dog was? Turned the lamp back to the dog and there it was with one of my Red legged Partridges in its gob............... :censored:
  16. Probably the centrifugal force was stopping it...........
  17. your super cat would have swung him around eh lab lol You know it....f*****g things like a lion!! You'd have seen that wee chav b*****d flying through the air minus an arm. These barn cats dont f**k about, and its a born and bred Fifer tae....hard as nails.... The only thing that ,makes Fifers' hard ,is Sniffin' LINO Yes if you were from Kirkcaldy you knew all about 'lino...... Lucky im not from there, just up the road........
  18. Bumped into a bloke with a couple of Lurchers when out for a walk tonight. Lucky the one of the lead was friendly enough and the dogs just had a stare down.....thank f**k!!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Wobbling?? There machines ffs!!!...:-)

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Atleast i know what a f*****g bat looks like ffs!!.....lol

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  19. your super cat would have swung him around eh lab lol You know it....f*****g things like a lion!! You'd have seen that wee chav b*****d flying through the air minus an arm. These barn cats dont f**k about, and its a born and bred Fifer tae....hard as nails....
  20. Cant see the joke here i'm afraid. Hope it was an older dog it grabbed and not a pup in training? If it had been mine it would have been going for a f*****g flying lesson with a size 9 right up its arse!!
  21. They all have a brand name........the safe ones are the ones that only contain FENBENDAZOLE without Selenim / copper or colbalt The horse / dog and sheep ones mainly come in 10% It is very safe and a "overdose" will do no harm.........If Ive had a persistant problem ive even given it for 4 weeks daily.......and of course you worm pregnant bitches with it daily from 6 weeks till after the birth of the puppies The word "Panacur" is used much the same way as the word "hoover".....is for a vacume cleaner, but I too use fenbenor as its cheaper............However for very young pups I use the "do
  22. Stil far better to go in person....
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