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Not as bad as i thought and i did laugh a bit... .......but its somebodies pet and if it was mine i would have stamped his head into the ground!!!..
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errrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm...neither am i...... Three football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Scotland win the World cup?" God Replies, "In one hundred years" "But I'll be dead by then", says the man. The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will a Scottish club actually doing something in Europe?" The Good Lord answers, "In five hundred years" "But I'll be dead by then", says the man. The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Dundee win the Scottish Premier League?" God Answers, Aw ffs I'll be dead by then!"
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Speaker at a dinner opens up with "All huns are arseholes!!"...A guy at the back shouts out "I'm offended by that remark!!"..Speaker says "Sorry....are you a hun?"....Guy says "Naw!!, am a f*****g arsehole!!"
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lol
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was the guy at the back lennon lol
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ohhh i'd rather be a paki than a tim..... i'd rather be a paki than a tim!!
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Are you just googling these and adding Fife mate....................
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QUESTION: What do you get if you see a Dundee man buried up to his neck in sand? ANSWER: More sand ......
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The great thing about Dundee now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.........
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Thats better............ A young Fife lad pulls a Dundee lassie in Fat Sams... He walks her up the road and she says "Aaaye, dae ye want to hae sex?"....... He says "Aye!".........have you got protection? She says "Aaaye......get in this f*****g bus shelter!!"
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Well you hop along then sunshine...........am away out for a run...
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Thanks............. Haha you just got made to look a right c**t! From someone with special needs aswell by the sound of it. Classic. FTB Sorry i missed your joke?..............
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Thanks.............
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Your getting mixed up...its banter!! But al add you too the list of boring c**ts........it was you that made a joke first if i'm not mistaken.? Anyway al f**k off and let you blether on about your big bad bull x....
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Oh right i get you now brains!!.........
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Thats a f*****g silly place to keep your barbed wire................
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They'll go where the feeding is. They'll travel miles and miles. Obviously reared birds tend to stay around the estate where they are released because they no where the easy feeding is. Some will obviously stray on to farms and such and if theres is feeding for them there then its hard to drag them home again. Also a suitable roosting place is essential for the birds. I couldn't guage how far wild birds will travel, they have no home (release pen) like reared birds so the could potentialy travel a long way...
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I I'm glad to hear this joke is heading North mate. It passed through Fife about 15 year ago....bet it got stuck on they roadworks on the Tay bridge.....there a b*****d!!...
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Wait till Whin sees this................will he find it funny or will he be pissed off? The thing is,if he writes his own reply we'll never f*****g know...........
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Thats cause the volume shot are of first year birds....do you think that every bird released is shot th year there put down?... Some birds are on shoots for 4/5 years mate. I agree with you on the larger birds.....i like to rear those type myself as they are a nice large strong bird at the age i sell them at and it looks good. You'll find these smaller types are used on estates with flat ground so they can get up quicker and gain a bit of height and the larger types are good to see on estates which have nice high drives and there like bombers in the sky....
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UphillDoc- Public insult calls for public redress
Lab replied to Mosby's topic in Earthdogs & Working Terriers
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Those are the ones that associate humans with being big pink grain feeders. You want to get after the big ones (mine was 2lb oven ready). these have survived for years in the wild. They vanish, trust me, for something so damned gaudy, they can turn invisible, just watch them duck into a furrow, melt into long grass, step into bracken, then blink, see if you can find the goddarn sonofahen. They do have an amusing run as well, identical to Road Runner, hey I wonder if my Tattoo is helping me??? Dont think the wild ones scavanging for feeding since the day they were born would be bigger than
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i think he sold them said they were male not females but il never know Better you than me then mate.........dont think i could be so forgiving. What goes around comes around i suppose...
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Now thats what i call a "right kicking"....................well done lads!!..
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So your going to write of £700 notes and let the cheeky b*****d flaunt the birds infront of you?...........
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aye mate it certainy would have.just goes to show you though,if thats a wee town like oban spending 6k on fireworks.makes you wonder what the bigger towns cost.falkirk has one every year and it lasts a good 40mins.add all those 6grands together up and down the country.yea i know its for the kids and stuff,but christ you can buy a box cheap as chips in those low budget stores. I get what your saying mate. The girl works for Fife Council and she is always going on about folk losing there jobs and up coming cuts....then you drive down the road and see a f*****g statue of a Mushroom at the fir
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aye mate it certainy would have.just goes to show you though,if thats a wee town like oban spending 6k on fireworks.makes you wonder what the bigger towns cost.falkirk has one every year and it lasts a good 40mins.add all those 6grands together up and down the country.yea i know its for the kids and stuff,but christ you can buy a box cheap as chips in those low budget stores. I get what your saying mate. The girl works for Fife Council and she is always going on about folk losing there jobs and up coming cuts....then you drive down the road and see a f*****g statue of a Mushroom at the fir
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Never mind the prison pish......on that page you can see Frankie has left X factor........thank f**k...
