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    Andy Murray

    Well done Andy....unfortunately i had to switch off before the 5 set because Djokovic screaming was doing my tits in..... A SCOTSMAN THROUGH AND THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
  2. Maybe there was no such thing and there were planted on the planes so the goverment looked like they were catching terrorists and keeping us all in a state of fear. .........just saying..
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    Andy Murray

    Is this Djokovic for real with all his screaming.....what an embarrassing twat? ,worse than the f*****g woman. C'mon tae f**k Andy beat this fanny......................
  4. Anybody seen Plastic Jock lately?
  5. I have to watch all the programmes about it. Really brought it home the other day listening to the guy who was speaking to one of the emergency operators when one of them collapsed. He was pleading for his life and asking for help and then a scream and the phone went dead. Really sad, dont think i'll forget that in a hurry......
  6. A blonde is standing at a bus stop when a strong gust of wind blows up her dress and reveals she has no knickers on. A guy standing next to her spots this and sheepishly says "Airy isnt it?" "Well,what did you expect.....f*****g feathers??" What nursery rhymes do blondes learn as kids? Hump me, dump me Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 2 f*****g stone!!!
  7. hes everyones favourite manc kunt mate...... All day been thinkin about how he is doing and his family , and DELIGHTED its good news so far..... though when he gets better & before he comes on here get these threads taken off we cant have him thinkin we like him Lurcher 1 you sayin you would take United winnin 10 nil to have him here slatin you will bring tears to his eyes , i know its only a gesture but it comes from the heart mate 100% agree with that mate........really was a nice thing to say and although we can all have banter on here i think it really showed Stewies true charac
  8. Now thats what i call a wee willy winkie...............i'm guessing at 60% meat content in that....
  9. Come on Craigyboy you can do it mate............
  10. I get that....but if someone chapped my door, said he had heard good things about my dog and wanted to use him for studding his bitch then i would be wanting cash if i wasn't looking for a pup. How am i too know he isnt going to make a packet from selling pups.? If it was a friend then totally different story. And if i really wanted to use a dog i would have no problem in paying the stud fee...
  11. Holy shit!!!! Hope all turns out well for you craigyboy.
  12. Cheers bud,,,he just got rid of a Caddy and it was the same.
  13. Aye and thats about as big a load of shite as your f*****g blue lights in the sky...........
  14. I'm not doubting that this would be a good cross.. ................but why compare it too a normal Lab, why not compare it too a good one. Everything you've mentioned above my big dog can do quite easily. Strong, fit and a workhorse......if its out there he'll find it and if it bites him he aint scared of it..... Does he point? A little bit actually................
  15. Of to get blootered for my mates birthday tonight. WEalking Ben Lomond tomorrow so not really looking forward to that. But when were finished we can get back on the amber nectar again......lovely..:-)

    1. MoChara

      MoChara

      o that gives me a bad headache when i used to drink it.. ew lol

    2. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      great being single lol

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Was only a matter of time till his bird fecked him off :-}

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  16. What happens if you really wanted too use the dog though and it was well proven. You would not pay the money to potentially get a real good pup because of some silly issue with parting with money? Strange!!
  17. I use that for the footy scores......cracking site. Never knew you could enter comps' to win stuff though.........
  18. Managed to shift his own ones aff the seat but Blue Pocket Rockets he couldn't get of the sun visor..................
  19. Seemingly from fife originally mate. Architect had it but used the van for shooting.Cheers. Is that the only faults with Vitos Cookie......he is getting it serviced and 1 years M,O.T thrown in.
  20. Before I opened the post I just turned to my mate and said "now this will be a sensible message from Rake!!!".... How wrong was I.... Lol
  21. My mate is looking at buying a new van. Currently I'm sitting in the Broxburn Merc garage and he is away for a test drive in a blue Merc Vito. Saleman says that a "shooting man" traded it in. As I say a very long shot but if any you lads know of someone who traded in the motor it would bf good to hear if it's mechanically sound before he buys it. Cheers.
  22. How can it be intent when it's a burglary? I've know idea it will ever happen. And Scot mate you don't need to believe me but I'm telling you the gun would come out if I had time to do so.....and I'd only shoot them if I felt in danger. I think a shotgun pointed at you from 10 feet would be enough for you to "get tae f**k" pretty sharpish.
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