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  1. Theres also a pair of Bet Lynchs wellies so that evens itself out!!..... there mels wellies , i was there when his ankle snapped , me and delswal found it very funny watching him rolling about in the middle of the night in dels village :laugh: You mean you never helped Mick........
  2. FT with Scotland....well done.... :whistling: :whistling:
  3. haha..........ive lived a bit tae. Big girls are fun!!......
  4. Including chrome dome in the back row ya poofy b*****d!! Well you'd hardly be able to swap with any the lassies anyway heavy hole.....................
  5. I'd like to swap shirts at the end of the game with a few of them.........
  6. Give him half a chance i am sure he would bugger you into next week! No chance....not into skinheads......
  7. Boy George????.... Well bugger me...............
  8. Theres also a pair of Bet Lynchs wellies so that evens itself out!!.....
  9. Imagine being a dancer on Strictly and you get Lisa Riley for a partner...rules out the lifts any f*****g way...lol

    1. albert64

      albert64

      my old man always said "marry a big fat ugly one cos no fecker pinches them ones"

    2. just jack

      just jack

      i'v seen bigger lab!!! but it's slipped out of my mind when! and also my hands

    3. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      dancing with Lisa Riley - like moving a double wardrobe!

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  10. FFS i never read the post and thought Meatloaf has had a stroke!.........
  11. I would say it depends on what the shooting rights include. The shooting rights for the syndicate may be birds only. Not be the first time a syndicate has shooting rights for pheasants but not deer. I have had that situation before myself. Quite possible you have the permission and they dont. Better get it sorted with the land owner quickly!
  12. My point is why didnt you go? I have no idea why he wanted to change your name and although it does seem like its been handled very badly you got given a date to go and you never turned up. Do you think these shoots run around after yourself?
  13. get them sniper bids in tonight .... So not tonight then.........
  14. Quick question before i make a c**t of it.....when does the auction end??....
  15. Cookie walks into WH Smiths and says "Do you have that self help book for men with small cocks?"...Female Assistant says "I dont think its in yet!!"....."Thats the one" Cookie says.

    1. albert64

      albert64

      lab you should'nt go on about the size of cocks with that thing you've got

    2. chris k

      chris k

      i thought she would have said 'your not old enuf to buy it like ower shooting mags' :D

    3. Lab

      Lab

      I know Albert mate your right...but i never mentioned this great big f*****g thing ive here did i?

  16. I used to take allsorts in...........I'd look at it this way, if your daughter comes home and has been wrongly spoken to by some fanny teacher thats your key to go along to the school and set a few things straight....think of the pleasure of verbally smashing an idiot anti teacher into apologising because of there silly media driven views!!...
  17. Hope its not wrong to wait and 'sniper bid' a few items.....................
  18. Well i just fpmsl at Deal or no Deal........ahahahahahaahahahaha

    1. Lab

      Lab

      lol....."this could be one of the all time tv greatest moments".......or maybe not!!!

    2. GrCh
    3. albert64

      albert64

      he cant be racist he hates every fecker

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  19. Unreal video that...........some of they Artics sliding along the road was amazing, bet there was some dirty underwear those days....oft!!!
  20. FFS he'll be chasing chickens aroond the f*****g ring next......
  21. do you think he mounted the rest of it Well, we don't actually know what's behind that wall And I have to say, I could probably live out my life happily without finding out Sorry but heres the evidence..............dirty b*****d Jig'...lol
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