Lab
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Yes my Mum had it about 4 years ago. It was double pneumonia and she was in hospital for weeks. She had 4 valves in her to drain fluid, something the surgeons were trying to make clear to me that she was on deaths door and I really should be prepared for the worst. Even had to sign something to say they could switch of the machine if they felt she wouldn't get any better. But she pulled through, one of her lungs is pretty much useless. Then she got TB twice. She used to be a very keen dog walker, known in the village for walking her dogs for miles at mental times of the day and now she struggl
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PMSL.....I knew that bat was going to make an appearence...........i'd squirt you with my fake flower first........ I read that 3 times - and it still just sounds so wrong ! Filth-o-meter reading...........ding ding ding....10!!!!!
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Give all visitors a bull x?...
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PMSL.....I knew that bat was going to make an appearence...........i'd squirt you with my fake flower first........
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Oh ya f*****g beauty.....a trip to the joke shop for a clown set up and i'm going to run right into your house............... do you realy need the trip/clown set? Just need a pair of size 26 shoes but ive got the rest......
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A bit of topic but it involves a cat. Had a bit of running about to do today so my cousins comes and picks me up....we drive to where we needed to be and back to mine...about 60 miles in total in the most horrific rain ever. Starts to load up my jeep from his jeep and "meeeeeeaaaaoowww!!!"......."what the f**k!!". His cat had jumped up into a space in the wheel arch at home and had been on the 60 mile round trip, f*****g drenched and shitting it!!!..................FPMSL!!... :laugh:
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The wife's exactly the same! Oh ya f*****g beauty.....a trip to the joke shop for a clown set up and i'm going to run right into your house............... I'd put money on you not being able to be run anywhere else for a good while afterwards if you did that! Malt.....Scot smokes 40 fags a day and lives on Big Macs.....id just need to dance around the living room for 5 mins and he'd be f****d. Thats of course when he realised it was me a came out from under the bed........scared of clowns ffs.... :laugh:
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Oh ya f*****g beauty.....a trip to the joke shop for a clown set up and i'm going to run right into your house...............
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Can i go for idiot?.. How's the hot water an heating lab? Lol Getting better....i have sourced the problem. I reckon i could fix it too but possibly i could die in the process...............yes yes i should give it a go and see..hahaha...
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Nope that was a long bow not a cross bow the long bow was 1 of the main reason's we thrashed the french and you jock's alot Yip fighting from miles away, doesn't surprise me.....we liked to get in close and chop your f*****g heads off......
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Can i go for idiot?..
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Stick your finger in the next cage trap you get one in and see if it looks like it could be trained. Keep trying.......come back after the "10th" time and let us know how your getting on...
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Naw Lurcher 2...... Don't give it away.... Lol
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I thought he was back on as somebody else..... Ill leave it the now though and see...lol
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He'll be back..... Look out for.. Username: Burton Fan No1 Location: Liverpool Lol
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Really.... Your going to go there after your lots performance at the weekend... Lol
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Westerhailes!! It was a BOP display and I had to try like a trooper to get it!! Pretended I couldn't see my phone for the sunshine and "click" job done! BOP display..... Like I'd be at one off they f*****g things... Lol
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f**k off.... If I have to read your shite jokes then you can atleast read mine... Lol
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I bumped into my ex girlfriend the other day. She said "Hi.. I've not seen you in years, how are you?"....I said "Not bad, I've got a lovely flat....." "A flat..." She rudely interrupted. " I've got a 4 bedroom house with a big garden and a double garage!!...but carry on loser!!" "As I was saying, I've got a lovely flat stomached sexy blonde who shares my lottery winnings to get back too so I've no time to talk , you fat ugly c**t!!!"
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Pappy90 Please Use Your Real Name!
Lab replied to secretagentmole's topic in General Airgun Discussion
Still f*****g about with this c**t and telling everyone who he is instead of arranging to buy something and meet him!!! -
ha.... That me made laugh. Same when we went to Cardiff. Trying to get a pint and a red bull and vodka at half 8 is different... Lol
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he won, followed by those american fuckwits Dont ask me how I know that.... thanks very much.... You've just spoiled3 weeks off viewing!! Hope your last shite is a hedgehog.... :-) You mean just saved you from 3 weeks of shite TV Dont mention it! to late I have watched it for the last 3 weeks.....:-( what you greetin at..... It's me it's been ruined for... Lol Sorry I didnt realise it had meant that much to you. Maybe get a load of ice cream in and watch it while comfort eating ive got a spare spoon here if your free?? I am NOT that kind of guy.... What fla
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he won, followed by those american fuckwits Dont ask me how I know that.... thanks very much.... You've just spoiled3 weeks off viewing!! Hope your last shite is a hedgehog.... :-) You mean just saved you from 3 weeks of shite TV Dont mention it! to late I have watched it for the last 3 weeks.....:-( what you greetin at..... It's me it's been ruined for... Lol Sorry I didnt realise it had meant that much to you. Maybe get a load of ice cream in and watch it while comfort eating ive got a spare spoon here if your free??
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he won, followed by those american fuckwits Dont ask me how I know that.... thanks very much.... You've just spoiled3 weeks off viewing!! Hope your last shite is a hedgehog.... :-) You mean just saved you from 3 weeks of shite TV Dont mention it! to late I have watched it for the last 3 weeks.....:-( what you greetin at..... It's me it's been ruined for... Lol
