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Lab

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  1. I'm guessing that too but its easier to say 'pervert' when your busted for watching tv i suppose. Nobody likes a tv inspector but there doing a job, and if correct someone just says the get commision then no wonder they try and get a sneaky pic of a tv on in the house. Be interesting if it was some young big c**t in the van would he be happy calling him a 'pervert'..........?..
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    Pet Hates

    Now thats a beauty......was stuck in traffic the other day and it was all down to twats just slowing up in the fast lane. I reckon there should be a helicopter with a big f**k off magnet that just picks these idiots up and throws them of the road....
  3. What the f**k is that all about.........were they tv license inspectors or random guys? If he really thought they were taking pictures of his 9 year old girl then why the f**k was he pissing around filming them and calling them names and going on about f***ing you tube!!.....Strange people out there!!!...
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    Pet Hates

    Not much of a challenge mate unless your going up the face Its not a challenge.................................................its a race !........Plain and simple I can picture you half way up, lab under one arm, scot under the other Gnasher will have to catch me first... .......i'd rather my heart burst or died with exhaustion than come back on here and say that an Englishman beat me too the top....
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    Pet Hates

    Scottish people who wear England tops...:-)
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    Jeramy Kyle

    I watch it waiting to see Tb or GrCh on it... Canny be long now!!..lol
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    Crow/rabbit

    Think theres only so much shit you can chat about West Ham before you fall asleep.......
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    Crow/rabbit

    Couldnt see it. They certainly have the beak power but i dont think they have the feet strength.....
  9. Lab

    Classic

    had to sit and watch that....fpmsl...but now i'm late..
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    Scothunter.

    Enjoy your Big Macs from now on...........
  11. Aye he is brillaint..........Paul Chowdhry...
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    Its No Fun.....

    your wasted at the birds lab you should be a private dick He's halfway there with being a dick and all...... Just another half to go then and i'll be a right dick like you.......
  13. Kevin Bridges, Micky Flanagan, Jimoin, John Richardson.........
  14. They get very territorial and this one here really doesnt like anything red....if you were a red jumper its after you. There was one on the shoot that i pick up on a while back and it chased every vehicle on the estate. They even stopped shooting a small wood because it claimed that area andthey didnt want to shoot it...lol..Ironically it ran out infront of the College students bus when they were all coming beating and got killed....
  15. Got one here that does the very same. The next doors grandchildren have nicknamed it "The Rev" and it f***ing hates the postie..........sees the van coming and he flys straight for it. Struts about the van and waits till he gets out then chases him to the 2 houses. The normal postie likes him but the other one is scared of birds and shits it.......I'll have to try and get a video of it.....funny as f**k....
  16. Must be the camera thats making it look further mate. Still be wanting they big buggers as close as possible......
  17. Yes it defo' was at the start. ....i watched all the way till the end just to make sure that was the drill you were on about though....
  18. Rangers fan caught on the Jock Stein Stand ready to jump off. The police ask him "Why Celtic Park?".......Bluesnose replies "Have you seen the f*****g queue at Ibrox?"

  19. Admit it you went for 2 didnt you ya thick c**t.....
  20. Aye but there usually "In the event of a fire on the site do you 1...Have a fag...2....Shout Yippee the Fire engine is coming....3...Start crying....4...Go to fire assembly point....
  21. Lab

    Its No Fun.....

    I'm gonna have a guess at a car crash caused it......since theres a car crashed into it and the fire brigade are there?...Wheres my prize?..
  22. All depends on what blanks you buy and what weight your dummy is. They will go plenty distance for training a dog to it......
  23. How do you think everyone else feels when there heading in and your heading out...
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