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Lab

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  1. Thats a keepers job aint it kissing the gentrys arse but talking down to every other fecker ... Ive only met a couple that wernt proper wankers ... To be fair that statement is a load of shite just as a saying "Every poacher is a fence cutting, machinery stealing badger baiter!!"..is!........You cant stereotype one group and then complain about it the other way round!!!
  2. Well it's like putting carrots out to get rid of rabbits mate. Lol Go early morning at first light and you will see where they are coming off roost and heading for the crop. You could also put out catchers with wheat in to catch numbers.
  3. Your ment to be shooting them not drawing them... Lol. Shoot the ones that are doing the damage.
  4. Oh i see....well if something is being a pest then it has to be causing damage somewhere. So watch where they are and shoot them.
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    you wont be saying that when we start that long over due rebuild up above hexham Oh no you can build that mate....you and Tuffty can do the wall and i'll fence the b*****d just to make sure......
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    Just watching a bit on the news and it got me thinking about all these silly c**ts who say they can tell the difference between a decent burger or a shit one....facts are they never even had a f***ing clue it was probably Horse they were eating......
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    Alright alright enough about f***ing walls..............what do you lads think of as porn.....The Great Wall of China......
  8. Probably shouldn't have trusted that last fart............
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    it started in the jail system mate in america. i did hear that was it was a sign of you were willing to be gay,however after a quick check you are right,it does not mean that exactly,the clothes issued to you were always a size or two big,that and losing weight on a prison diet.well thats one myth put to bed lolyou can pull your trousers back up now labtastic! haha very funny mate but I'm a snug 32 waist. You'll have to go back a good few years to remember that eh.. Primary school maybe... Lol
  10. Think i'll save this thread........"No no love it wasn't that slag from the weekend it must have been that pigeon i ate last week.....Look its discussed in this thread!!!"....FPMSL...
  11. A nice cheery thread............
  12. Hope its not Tesco Carpark.... Could be Tim c--t In that case where's yours? Could be Tight Cardigan..........wheres yours fathole?... Or tight c**t!! Mr "how can I fix this that's completely f****d without spending a single penny tastic?" Hey its not funny being skint............... Just have to hope Rake gets the beers in at some of the fairs this summer......doubt it!! He won that bottle of whisky and it was in his poachers pocket never to be seen again........... You going to any fairs this year mate? Am going to try and get to some more this year....kinda busy time for me li
  13. Hope its not Tesco Carpark.... Could be Tim c--t In that case where's yours? Could be Tight Cardigan..........wheres yours fathole?... Or tight c**t!! Mr "how can I fix this that's completely f****d without spending a single penny tastic?" Hey its not funny being skint............... Just have to hope Rake gets the beers in at some of the fairs this summer......doubt it!! He won that bottle of whisky and it was in his poachers pocket never to be seen again........... You going to any fairs this year mate? Am going to try and get to some more this year....kinda busy time for me l
  14. Hope its not Tesco Carpark.... Could be Tim c--t In that case where's yours? Could be Tight Cardigan..........wheres yours fathole?... Or tight c**t!! Mr "how can I fix this that's completely f****d without spending a single penny tastic?" Hey its not funny being skint............... Just have to hope Rake gets the beers in at some of the fairs this summer......doubt it!! He won that bottle of whisky and it was in his poachers pocket never to be seen again...........
  15. Hope its not Tesco Carpark.... Could be Tim c--t In that case where's yours? Could be Tight Cardigan..........wheres yours fathole?...
  16. Hope its not Tesco Carpark....
  17. All good stuff too know mate and glad to hear you have had good service from Nissan.. . Personally i really cant fault the L200. I have the Warrior and for me it has everything. 2 weeks ago i was driving through 2 half feet of snow taking guns to pegs because there vehicles were stuck. Was just singing its praises and the driveshaft snapped..... . Luckily it was under warranty..... Thats shocking about the Hilux......how could such a top motor be let down on tyre size.....someone needs a boot up the arse there...
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    Not much of a challenge mate unless your going up the face Its not a challenge.................................................its a race !........Plain and simple I can picture you half way up, lab under one arm, scot under the other Gnasher will have to catch me first... .......i'd rather my heart burst or died with exhaustion than come back on here and say that an Englishman beat me too the top.... You havent seen my pal im racing against .........Id order a coffin now if i was you ....If this is him ive a funny feeling i'll be ill on the day of the climb......
  19. If thats part of it it sounds a piece of piss................
  20. Seen the new Ranger today....basic works model but actually looked ok. Never will i have another Navara in my life.........no change that too i'll 'never' have a Nissan every again. why labster Purely on there customer service. Think we all know there d22 engine was a shambles and they fobbed me off, so they have lost me as a customer for good. I'm now in the process of dealing with Mitsibushi's Customer Service team and they are about as bad. If they dont come up trumps in a few days with a new back window for my jeep it will be Ford and Toyota to fight it out for my next one...
  21. f***ing Jackanory... ....What posh townies would dream of drinking in a pub with lurchers in it......?..
  22. Seen the new Ranger today....basic works model but actually looked ok. Never will i have another Navara in my life.........no change that too i'll 'never' have a Nissan every again.
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