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Lab

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  1. Where's that like.... The moon?????
  2. Hope your ready for a long road. I remember my grandad telling me to introduce pats onto a bit land it will take 5 years to get an established number.
  3. So if she coughs now is that a fanny fart??
  4. If everything above board you should have said "f**k off".
  5. Well I don't follow English football but I do like to see ex Celtic players or managers doing well when they move club. Hopefully he does well and more importantly gets a bit of luck along the way.But if it all does go wrong you'll probably see him slipping down the ranks going from worse club to worse club....fingers crossed he lands up at West Ham a good bit down the line for you mate...;-) lol
  6. Happy birthday Pip...:-)
  7. Lab

    Dogging Tales

    Ill send you a packet mate...:-) too f***ing big anyway.... Lol
  8. Lab

    Dogging Tales

    Nae wonder poor Terry canny get a hardon. Nothing to do with the cold girls its your big fat ugly pusses that's the problem!!!
  9. Lab

    Dogging Tales

    Who wants to go and watch that big fat bitch get f****d.?? Boke!!!!
  10. Lab

    Dogging Tales

    Does SS drive a lorry?? Lol
  11. Lab

    Sympathy

    Hope it hurt like a b*****d!!...:-)
  12. You'll just get the birds that are in the area mate. Probably be surprised what birds are there though when you start feeding the place.
  13. Pish!!! Jesus f**king christ, what Is your problem with me? Get it off your chest and into the open once and for all, FFS. Sorry have i spoke to you before? You were saying ....? Ok no probs......i noted you down in my "canny take a bit banter section"...............wont happen again...
  14. Can we still be friends? I'm an emergant service worker. . . . . apparently. Not sure i should be associating with you Precariat's. What a bollocks survey. I don't mind aslong has you don't mind slumming it ! Makes the girls think i'm hard having friends from the valleys mate. Is there alot of 'viagra' dealers from the valleys like?.... Aye there is butt, 5 blue bombers for £20. I'll have to take your word for the terminology.......... I only know as I was approached by some shady guy selling them one night. Malt.....?..
  15. Pish!!! Jesus f**king christ, what Is your problem with me? Get it off your chest and into the open once and for all, FFS. Sorry have i spoke to you before?
  16. Can we still be friends? I'm an emergant service worker. . . . . apparently. Not sure i should be associating with you Precariat's. What a bollocks survey. I don't mind aslong has you don't mind slumming it ! Makes the girls think i'm hard having friends from the valleys mate. Is there alot of 'viagra' dealers from the valleys like?.... Aye there is butt, 5 blue bombers for £20. I'll have to take your word for the terminology..........
  17. Can we still be friends? I'm an emergant service worker. . . . . apparently. Not sure i should be associating with you Precariat's. What a bollocks survey. I don't mind aslong has you don't mind slumming it ! Makes the girls think i'm hard having friends from the valleys mate. Is there alot of 'viagra' dealers from the valleys like?....
  18. Oh a can hear the talk in the village right now......."Did ye hear about Scott?.."......"naw, whats wrang?".........."he's deed"......."What?"......."Aye he tried tae burn oot a car"........."FFS so he burnt tae death?".........."Naw he f***ing drooned!!!".....................pmsl..
  19. I had to do a double take there thought you was coming out with some cockney dialogue........" stick a pin in it ".....is a cockney expression meaning we,ll talk about it later ..........What with Labtastic and his " treacle " this gaffs getting overun with Jockneys ! 6.5k for 6 draws by the way .............dont seem right to me ive never had 3 let alone 6 ! I know mate he can count himself very very lucky........it was the other weekend when there was alot of draws.....25 draws or something. I dont know i'm not really a gambler so i dont check results. Think it was Easter friday ga
  20. Not as bad now though...fences not the same as they used to be. You want a steady jumper than can stay...hope your jockey keeps out of trouble and the favourites fall.
  21. "I see you've woken up on the wrong side of the bed", said my wife. "Shut up", I replied, "and get this f*****g mattress off me."

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Give Paulus his joke book back, ffs. lol

  22. Im fine, it just took me by surprise How the f**k anyone lives with chronic pain i do not know! I divorced my chronic pain bet that cost more than a massage would lolI bet he's had a few "massages" since she f****d off..... I told you mate, I didn't know she was a prossie that's me off the market again mate. I said I wouldn't but alas I have lol Canny keep a good man down eh... ...I'm the same though.......this one is way way different to the last one though...i think this one likes me... till she find ya oot , there a the same some take longer than others to mature and start bein dick
  23. Im fine, it just took me by surprise How the f**k anyone lives with chronic pain i do not know! I divorced my chronic pain bet that cost more than a massage would lolI bet he's had a few "massages" since she f****d off..... I told you mate, I didn't know she was a prossie that's me off the market again mate. I said I wouldn't but alas I have lol Canny keep a good man down eh... ...I'm the same though.......this one is way way different to the last one though...i think this one likes me... FFS hang on to this one Lab! She sounds a rare sort. Not that rare mate.....they all
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