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Lab

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  1. What did it say on the front of the box? Lol
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    Baliiff's

    Ffs the Los Angeles department.....bit extreme. Who's the runs the truant bit....CSI Miami?
  3. I'd love an alternative Xmas. Next year it can f**k off!!! Hate this shopping pish and having to rack your brains for a decent present. Should ban it.
  4. Just call me 'daddy'....... LolI heard you like being called Oh lab your the daddy ,pmsl I'll just add I've never been in prison... Lol
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    Baliiff's

    See this is the bit that really gets to me mate. You've openly said you've struggles with money in the past yet the banks still hound you too take more. I'm stuck in a rut trying to sort out my mortgage( getting nowhere), refused credit cards and they won't increase my overdraft. Now I have always been good with money. I've never had a credit card and any bank loan I've had I've paid back in full by the date required or before. Gets on my tits!!!!
  6. Be a surprise for FODR....his misses is coming too...?
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    Baliiff's

    There's no doubt there a pair of dicks but why are they there. Surely if you pay your bills they can't throw you out? Could only watch 10 mins, dane ma tits in!!!
  8. What's the family pet....a f***ing beaver??.. Lol
  9. Honestly what would happen if the whole country just said "nope...had enough, not paying anymore tax until this utter bollocks stops!!"....what would happen??
  10. As said push them off in the morning. As for the pond freezing if it's solid ice and there are other places with open water I wouldn't waste the feed. They won't come.
  11. I wondered how it was 16 quid for delivery f****n no be dain this again pmslGet Socks tae pay P+P mate.... He's loaded...Its Christmas I have got 4 kids and 12 nephews and nieces I certainly ain't fukcing loaded ........Aye but you've saved on the Xmas pudding now you've got a big clootie on route... Lol
  12. I wondered how it was 16 quid for delivery f****n no be dain this again pmsl Get Socks tae pay P+P mate.... He's loaded...??
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    Andy Murray

    Well done Andy... Now into the real stuff.....how can it be possible for him to be a grumpy tit all the f***ing time. Let's face it if he wakes up early in a mood all he has to do is turn around and there's Kim lying there and he must be thinking "I am one lucky lucky c**t!".....and if that doesn't do it why doesn't he walk about his house, or look in his driveway or even check his bank balance the miserable dick!! Only person on a bar with him I'd that skinny jerk Peter Crouch....he must wank himself to death everyday over his misses..... I know I do!!
  14. Spend about £60 and then I'm taking her to Newcastle in Jan where she will get my real present...."da dick"!!!
  15. Aww ffs it would have to be that Welsh c**t...never hear the f***ing end of it now!!..??
  16. Dirty thieving b*****ds. Hope you get them back mate.
  17. Yhea good idea and we could have a trophy for the winner ... As long as some sweaty sock that can't handle his drink doesn't get his hands on it ........... Wish I had a bet on that reply.... Pmsl
  18. On ye go Aaron....call Socks bluff. Arrange a date to meet up...there's every chance he'll get a "big job he can't turn down" anyway... Ahahahahahaha
  19. Well who's faults that??.. Lol
  20. Of course they were...lol
  21. Well 0-0...I do declare your both teams are a bunch of useless c**ts.. lol
  22. Annie Millers, Louden and then the Quarry is it? Can I wear my colours??... ?
  23. Looking forward too 2 things.....the scoreline and how your meeting up with Gnasher for a pint goes. Nice to see rival fans getting together for a pint. Atb
  24. I remember I called him every name under the sun, told him I was going to smash his puss.......f**k knows what he said I put the phone down.... Ahahahahahaha Lab, been meaning to ask.... in the context of the above, wtf is 'his puss'? Genuinely though, is it some scotch word for face? Aye......'shut yer face' is no as threatening as 'shut yer puss'....lol And who the f**k are you Banter.. Lol that wasnt directed at you lab i was talking about tysonOh right sorry bud... LolShame ! I was having tickets made up for another epic THL punch-up ! would never happen lab knows his place lol H
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