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For our anniversary I took my wife out to a swanky restaurant; no expense spared. We had champagne, lobster, croquembouche, the works. Afterwards, over brandies, she smiled seductively and said, "When we get home I'm going to do that special thing for you that you like more than anything else in the world." "f**k that," I said. "I couldn't eat spaghetti bolognese after all this."
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lol!
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lol
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now we know this is a joke, it'd be a greasy spoon if you was paying

