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    Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell Like that one
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    WELL DONE IF YOU READ IT ALL lol
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    Real Ads The following are 86 real ads—classified and otherwise—published in newspapers across the USA Free one can of pork and beans with purchase of three bedroom, two bath home. American flag, 60 stars. Pole included $100. Amana washer, $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed. Free puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog. Whirlpool built-in oven—frost-free. Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. Wanted: Used paint. Tickle Me Elmo. New in box. Hardly tickled, $700. 1988 Toyota Hunchback, $
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    JOKE

    christian71 replied to christian71's topic in General Talk

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.†The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.â€
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    JOKE

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    A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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    MY MISSUS GOT SOME KIDS DANCING SHITE ON
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    IS IT TRUE CHINKY BIRDS HAVE SLANTY FANNYS -- INSTEAD OF |
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    HAVE A PARY AT THE CHINKY FOR YOUR 5TH
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    HOW OLD ARE YOU 3 lol
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    CHINKY FOR ME I HAVE NUMBER 46 Where from though mate coz there's some bad uns around? I always stick to sweet and sour coz you know what your getting, i'd try something else but some of the shit on the menu doesn't explain what it is. What the feck is Wandering Dragon? If I get indian i'll get a passanda or something similarly mild coz me and hot food don't mix very well Star city eastbourne rd good mate you get a f**k off big bag of chips aswell 1 bag does us all Oh and chicken chow mein me fav
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    HI keeley shes looking well
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    !
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    CHINKY FOR ME I HAVE NUMBER 46
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    PATS ARE JUST MIXS ANYWAY
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    lol sorry pal DONT WORRY ABOUT MATE IT EVERY ONE NEW THE ENDING TO TITANIC BEFORE THEY WATCHED IT. MY BEST FILM FROM WHEN I WAS A KID WAS THE CHAMP. (Dont go champ)
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    WILL DO THE JOB FINE MATE
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    HOVIS LINES LOL
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    SELLOTAPE mate LOL
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    WOULD BE NICE IF THEY DID
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    CH SENT £20 come on lads
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    NO MATTER WHAT IT IS A GOOD BIG 1 WILL ALWAYS BEAT A GOOD LITTLE 1
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    IVE VOTED FOR HER I THINK SHE OH SHIT MISSUS HERE BYE
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    COULD HAVE BEEN TESTING A NEW LAY OUT (COME ON ADMIN WHATS GOING ON ?)
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    I HAD A DIFFERENT LAY OUT JUST CAME BACK TO NORMAL DID ANYONE ELSE?
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    WHATS HAPPENED THINGS ARNT THE SAME ON HERE ?
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