Haha iv had better come backs from a 5 year old or maybe I'm just over estimating your age, lol
You see when I was keepering all my vets bills were paid for by my boss, wether that be terriers lurchers spaniels or lab so trust me I wasn't shy on going to the vets, so what in your very imaginative mind do you think a vet did?? Well il tell you, not much, clean it, bandage it up, get it put on a course of antis, and a few weeks of kennel rest.. Now as soon as it goes back to work your back to square one, not mentioning it wagging it's tail off the kennel.. So stick that in your pipe and smo