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  1. Big bald beautiful

    Got a porn film the other day, I put it in the DVD player but it was just a dark blurry picture of some bloke holding his cock. Then I realised I hadn't switched the TV on

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    2. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      made me laugh...

    3. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      FFS! I almost pissed myself there! :))

       

    4. dytkos

      dytkos

      LOL

  2. Big bald beautiful

    got fishing gear all ready and cant find my reels...hope they havnt been slung out

  3. Big bald beautiful

    Jamie McDonnell wins...get in there

  4. Big bald beautiful

    skips arrived...better fill it before the pikeys

    1. Big bald beautiful

      Big bald beautiful

      nearly filled it £75 easy money, im in the wrong trade

    2. jonah.

      jonah.

      i had one to clear the garden/sheds, the tatters emptied fast as i filled it!

       

  5. Big bald beautiful

    roe deer shoulder in the slow cooker...ummmmm

    1. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      I'm on my way lol

  6. Big bald beautiful

    bored already, f**k all on tv...why do women and children always need it on...f*****g shit

  7. Big bald beautiful

    blood given,,,still doesnt get me out of xmas shopping..feck

    1. albert64

      albert64

      tell her you feel dizzy, they must of took too much..

    2. tb25

      tb25

      hope it dont go to a paki mate

    3. PIL

      PIL

      tb- always looking on the negative side .Hahahahalol

  8. Big bald beautiful

    b & f arrived, need a frost

  9. Big bald beautiful

    the joys of being a short arse...ripped trousers on barbed wire

  10. Big bald beautiful

    thank f**k im not digging today...jack D last night and heads pounding

  11. Big bald beautiful

    still no b & f , rang again..awaiting parts!!!

  12. Big bald beautiful

    f*****g fireworks, hate the b*****ds, pups going crazy

  13. Big bald beautiful

    f*****g howling dog, an hour running loose, fed and water and still f*****g howling....one way walk i think

    1. stu83

      stu83

      and a spayed

    2. long dogs

      long dogs

      bit of work could quiet it down

    3. STAFFY poacher

      STAFFY poacher

      what type of dog

       

  14. Big bald beautiful

    feeling shit all week, had a walk yesterday and fine, out this morning and im f****d again

  15. Big bald beautiful

    first bout of good weather and im struck down with a cold, 2 days off work and as weak as a kitten

    1. Lab

      Lab

      Man up!!!...lol

    2. tomano1

      tomano1

      nowt worse than man flue its the strogest strain u can get lol

  16. Big bald beautiful

    Thought my luck was in last night when i met 2 Thia woman in the pub who invited me back to their place and promised me it would be like winning the lottery. As we stripped off they were true to their word, we had 6 matching BALLS....

    1. The Duncan

      The Duncan

      I didn't know you were thai!

  17. Big bald beautiful

    hope is pigeon shed catches fire

    1. paulus

      paulus

      in the rain....lol

  18. Big bald beautiful

    dog and bitch kenneled together had first fight last night, nothing to worry about....knock on door at dinner time .rspca...c**t of a naughbour spouting off

  19. Big bald beautiful

    hate fecking dog walking on a sunday, dogs all over, kids with airguns, twats on motor cross bikes and more pikeys then a fairground

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    2. fredthefrog

      fredthefrog

      i hate pik.ey b*****ds

    3. steve66

      steve66

      Sounds like around here

    4. springer 1498

      springer 1498

      I think that's the back of my house

  20. Big bald beautiful

    who knicked my car number plates last night?..drove 16 miles without noticeing

    1. paulus

      paulus

      someone knicking fuel froma service station somewhere, make sure you report it mate.

  21. Big bald beautiful

    got piss wet out with dogs , then pissed on again while bowling....weres the wood for this fecking ark

  22. Big bald beautiful

    Whats a freakbag......my lad says im one..

    1. Lab

      Lab

      A c**t!!.....i'd kick his arse...lol

  23. Big bald beautiful

    dogs scented a fox , thought they were after going into the cows so kept them on lead..then when they were going crazy it jumped ditch and found a drain

  24. Big bald beautiful

    help....im addicted to stilton cheese...its dearer then crack

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      I love stilton, use it in sauces too

    2. mickmck

      mickmck

      wait till you get on the wensleydale !!

  25. Big bald beautiful

    lads off school, wifes in hospital.so us boys are going dog walking

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