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May he has read 3 pages of Max’s football craic and has to have his eyes taken out !
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Because it’s cheaper than lawyers and agro? Pal of mine who owns a firm will sometimes do it with the odd unfair dismissal claim etc mate.......they don’t really have a case and are being a chancer but sometimes he will just write them a cheque because it’s just easier and cheaper.
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Fair play to the lad, compared to up there the craic in modern English football will be rather gentlemanly........up there it is absolutely savage, the lads got a set I’ll give him that. id like to see him do well, and if it don’t work out well then he will have learned important lessons anyway. Bit of a change, dinner in LA with Sly Stallone to a Buckie with the bag heads in Glasgea ! Lol
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Sleeping ?.........your in a f***ing coma sunshine ! Lol lol Gerrard would have been doing his badges, f**k it, why not?.......if he feels up to the challenge and thinks he has ideas that can make it work then good luck to him.
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This dude has to be completely off his f***ing canister to take his pregnant wife out in the Bush amongst those savage c**ts.
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No. They will all sit round holding hands and talking about Stephen Lawrence and celebrating culture !
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Who gives a f**k if he f****d a bird that gets f****d for a living ! ............meanwhile in Scotland, a bloke got locked up for making a joke I suppose it’s all a question of what any paticular persons intellect gives gravity too
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I don’t think you can be under rated in boxing, there’s no grey area.......ever. I think Lloyds problem was that his hands used to break easy as I remember.......same as Henry Cooper used to cut easy. You can’t be under rated but you can be let down by your own body.
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You are to the British army what Harvey Price is to the world of biathlon !
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What did it die of, your craic ?
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I’d have preferred a Liverpool v Bayern final, but it’s great that a grand old club of English football is in the final.
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I would conduct amphibious operations water skiing behind two killer wales brandishing a claymore ! ........you know it and I know it !
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The coolest creature on the planet is the great white.......absolutely no question.
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Apparently not if you have worked amongst Arabs for any length of time ?
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On another note, I once met a bloke who liked taking pictures of dying Arabs......he had ones of them burning alive in tanker wrecks and all sorts. Said they were utter pigs and it was a hobby he got into over there because it cheered him up ! Lol
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I would just whistle at it like Donald Sutherland in “The Eagle Has Landed” and it would be sat at my feet like a sheep dog !
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Good job it wasn’t a black mamba, you’d have been stuffed without a 40 ton tracked machine to help you do battle with it ! I could be a complete master of my environment with 250 grands worth of Caterpillars finest wrapped round me ! Lol
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Now that’s funny !.........Soppy c**t ! Lol
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See, that’s how you do it
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Nope they won’t bother, they just won’t give Britain independence in anything except name only. I have said all along that the vote was only a battle, stopping them f***ing people over is the war....... As I keep saying, the UK dont even realise what a bad position it’s in when it comes to freedom......it’s in a dark f***ing place mate
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Old Jonny boy is a staunch europhile.......he ain’t much into “rights”
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To earn a couple of quid selling the pups to women who will probably treat it a 100 times better than a working dog bloke ya soppy c**t !
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We call this cake the George Micheal.......it makes you feel sick and you end the night bent over in the bog ! and this one is the Freddy Mercury.......you can eat as much as you want and the weight just keeps dropping off !
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“What shape do you want your cake?......would you like square or do you prefer it in a ring?”
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You could have had some craic with the bloke ordering the cake” ”Did you want a big cake” ”Yes” ”Will you have AIDS or will you manage to carry it on your own ?”
