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WILF

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  1. ?? I left all that mullet and barely visible tash to you northern monkeys ! Lol ?
  2. I think she was rather taken with the novelty of a Londoner who didn’t smell like Grey Mullet !! Lol
  3. Well, if it was her, he should have had a great time because she got some proper coaching ! Lol ?
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    Liverpool

    I totally understand that way of thinking mate but think about this, the FA etc are absolutely exploiting these teams with various competitions. They are playing football at such an intensity that its only logical you will have to make choices about what games you play......if you take into account that Milner is averaging about 14km per game.....that’s a marathon a week, every week for 9 months !!! You have to be sensible too imho
  5. f****d if I know, it wasn’t the main focus of my mind ! Lol lol
  6. Nothing so grotesque from me mate, I wound up on the Sunday finding myself a nice little elevated spot in the town centre and giving the acapella version of Madness greatest hits to a crowd of about 50 spectators then steaming into a bar full of plastic skinheads for shits and giggles ! Lol
  7. Did you ever get to Torquay mate?.....had a great weekend down there back in the mists of time at a scooter rally, copped hold of the manager of Torquay Utd’s daughter on the Saturday......tidy little turn out !
  8. Personally I have a thing for little old medieval villages with a river and the obligatory stone bridge......bit chocolate box but it’s my favourite. England is blessed in this regard in the British isles.
  9. f***ing hell, I’d have made a pig of myself down there as a young man ! If only they had social media in my day !
  10. WILF

    Dougal

    A graduate of the “Smack” Hardcore school of polite discussion and reasoned debate !
  11. f**k all that kayaking and jumping about like a mountain goat, get a little darling like that wrapped round you, couple of bottles of something cold and some tidy seafood dinners out and spend the rest of the time in bed !
  12. Never mind the beach, who is the sort ?
  13. That’s the thing my Mrs always says, if the weather was guaranteed fine all the time it wouldn’t be the place it is because there would be too many people.
  14. Love that mate, as you know you have to take a boat up and down Windermere to appreciate the sheer scale of it.
  15. Sorry boys, but this gaff has the best beaches in the British isles.....they are all over the show and completely deserted
  16. Because I’m a kind person I will leave this info here rather than keep witnessing the spectacle of you putting your size 11 in your mouth time after time ! You are welcome
  17. Last week he was Nelson Mandela and this week he is General Sir Mike Jackson !
  18. Rather than keep making a massive c**t of yourself, look it up ;)
  19. If you like that sort of thing a good book is the complete history of the Anglo Saxons and also The History of England on podcast ?
  20. I wasn’t arguing with a professor, I was just putting you right......take it or leave it. Don’t worry about what I’m doing, I’m retired so I can pretty much spend as much time doing whatever I please.
  21. Don’t tell us, he’s a pigmy and has contributed a lot to this country ! Lol
  22. Casting my arse, you have too much Jonny Walker and can’t help but make a c**t of yourself......f**k knows why but there you go. Anyhow, no skin off.
  23. The guards were spot on with me when I bought my guns over. The only differences between Ireland and the UK for fire arms is that: You have to have a permit for each weapon instead of being able to hold multiple shotguns on one permit. Its a lot more of a palava to get an FAC because you need a lot more paperwork. But, attitudes are generally laid back and most things are an easy, if a bit long winded, process. I sold my rifle in the UK before I moved and I have not bothered to get another because I dont need it and can’t be arsed with the rigmarole of getting one.
  24. I don’t know about them places mate and not trying to turn this into a religious thread but the lakes is one of the only places I have stood in my life and felt a genuine power and presence of something bigger than us........some spots are literally awesome.
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    Liverpool

    Did someone leave that fag butt on the floor for scale ? ? And I don’t know who the f**k told him that leather jacket was a good idea, he is dressing like a Russian general in the day and Roy Rogers at night ! ?
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