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WILF

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  1. Get all the chocolate box soldiers fussy about their food........75 years ago my old man was doing the Long March about this time in -20 conditions and eating stray cats ! Lol Tough Northerners?......we shit em ! Lol
  2. Homo !........me and the wee man love liver ! Hearts, kidneys, Tongue.......proper grub ! My mum used to eat it raw with a bottle of Guinness!.....that’s totally true !
  3. Nonsense.......every takeaway delivers because we have roads and internet ! Lol lol
  4. “Brave” is a copper running towards a madman to protect people he don’t know, “Brave” is being 18 years old and hurling yourself into battle to defend your country, “Brave” is the mum of 3 who takes the kids away from an abusive partner and rebuilds their life........there’s absolute nothing “Brave” about admitting you like sex with men or women or the fact you lied to your wife and kids for 27 years !! f***ing hell, what happened to society ?
  5. I’m a Libra......now f**k off ! Lol ?
  6. I also think peoples faults and virtues change with age and / or experience. I didn’t always try to be kind, I was one horrible b*****d once upon a time but now I try and be better if I can. Getting married and having kids made me a better man, I had something to care about and caring about people and things is infectious I reckon......it softens your heart. I realise there are shades of grey in life.......however, if I catch you in my barn the long buried bloke who is going to cut off all of your fingers will surface again and that makes me really upset ! Lol
  7. I have loads of faults and they don’t have a ranking because they are all as bad as each other in their own way, but two of them would be: I react before I think sometimes I can be too hard on people my two most important vitues would be: I’m steadfastly loyal to people I love and like I try very hard to be kind if I can Sounds a bit mental I know
  8. All the flights in and out of knock were cancelled today mate, hoping I strike lucky in the morning
  9. I’m well pissed off, I’m due to fly home in the morning and I reckon it’s going to be a non starter
  10. Meet Friday Friday evening at A&E Disperse Saturday morning Sunday wondering what the f**k happened lol
  11. You will be expected to do it at a run obviously ! Lol
  12. WILF

    Brexit

    So Sid, are you telling us you are partial to a winkle in your mouth now and again ?
  13. Dudley wouldn’t be involved in that, he is a pacifist......he became a pacifist about 35 seconds after he realised he had taken it too far with Gnasher ! Lol
  14. WILF

    Liverpool

    I see that they let you have the internet in quarantine Mr Dudley ?
  15. Is that an intended pun ? Lol
  16. Literally nobody is saying or has said that except you ! And you keep doing it.
  17. To be fair, I think we all find it more shocking to final out you ain’t gay ! Lol ?
  18. Heres is the Heartlepool Squadron of “Wrong-Un Command” about to bravely mug a German pensioner in WW2 ! Lol
  19. Ming has been out on the campaign trail for a load of Shinner candidates......I used to like him but now I think he is a prick ! Lol
  20. That is f***ing howling ! Mind you, I remember my daughters coming out of school one day when they were babies and saying that they had been told that “black people invented music” !!.......we soon put that one right !
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