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  1. You still alive mush,,,lol
  2. Gnash I only buy beef when it's on offer usually otherwise it chicken,,,,I don't usually spend more than 7 quid on it,,, And it feeds us lot including the mother in law,,,who's often at ours on a Sunday ,,,only a few quid for vege,,,
  3. Ray,,,seriously mate,,,get some aloe gel drink,,,,it tastes horrible but is great for irritable bowl,,,,also I would be looking at other things,... Do you drink tea or coffe,,,both of these can make you go often,,,as well as the milk and sugar you put in..
  4. I'm a tight fecker ,,,and unless there's mould growing on it,,,it gets eaten,,, Even if I buy mince and it starts getting to brown,,,,the dogs get it,,,,but that happens very rarely
  5. My dogs are in a brick kennel,,,,,,on a raised bed,,heat lamp on from November till March ,,, I like to see them stretched out,,rather than curled up,,,
  6. He had a sex change,,,and ran off with a philapino boy.......
  7. Buy the drugs on line mate,,loads cheaper,,,
  8. Your right born,,,,I thought I could cook a bit,,,,,,I better get me coat,,,,spot on all that ....well done mate
  9. You better stop chasing them ,,,you fecking perv
  10. Is that pic in Darcy's book rew ,,,is it my old truck rew
  11. Good pics there rew,,,by feck you and D looked young then....
  12. Fucks sake is that it mush,,,,you can call it hiking when you've been up them hills in the distance,,,at the moment your just walking the dog......
  13. Just like her owner then lol ....... ,,
  14. You like a red socks,,,, just sat here drinking a cheeky little rioja 2012,,, only 2.50 euro about £1.. Might start abusing folk later,,
  15. Cheers mate, I hope hes giving them plenty exercise ,,,nowt worse than coming back of holiday,,,, and the help haven't been pulling there weight,,, That little border could live on fook all ,,and still get fat
  16. Looks suspect that so called liquid ,,,,looks white and throthy.... What with naked horse back riding,,, leather chaps,,, and this horn thing....
  17. Where in a town called Ardales,, mush Google it ,,pretty little place up in the mountains/hills,,,some cracking countryside around it,, Its about 20 mile inland from Malaga,,,, had I bit of a nosey round marbs,,,as well today,,, not kean to be honest,, its a bit ostentatious
  18. Sounds like a good crack mate,, wished I could do something like that,, but with 3 chavies its tuff,,, ,they moaned like fook today cos me and the Mrs dragged them round an old town,,ronda,,,,not in Wales loll ,,its perched on a cliff,, looks like where the titty twister is in dusk till dawn,,, basically a bloody big hole behind it.... bit of couture for them,,, did they enjoy it,,, did they fook,,
  19. There's no way that 2 stone is muscle mate,,,, Just be carfull your not just going to get fat,,,i understand you want to gain some weight,,,but being in good knick and lean,,,you can actually look bigger....take it from me ,,being fat ain't fun
  20. I was hoping it was......
  21. TOMO

    Ikea Stabbing

    To be fair,,I've been dragged round iikea by the Mrs ,,,and believe you me I wanted to stab some fecker by the time I got round
  22. well aware of how to keep poison, dry and air tight usually in ostermilk tins, but oldhamlad says mixy is a viral disease and then gamekeepers farmers have old stock of mixy poison stored away to release.Hence my question Y.I.S Leeview I was being sarcastic mate,,tongue in cheek ,,,,although I might be the only one that finds my jokes funny,,lol
  23. Lol,,,,like any other poison,,, in an old margarine pot, kept on a shelf next to the cymag tin....
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