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    Happens a lot these days , especially girls. Utterly reprehensible
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    Mr Cole , Keifys had an accident
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    Interesting that i always thought the term tazi applied to a smaller leaner steppe type greyhound from the Russia / Iran border area
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    Only the brave . Netflix really enjoyed it , firefighters tragedy in USA wildfire season . Very personable . well made film
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    Bob lazaar is a fraud
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    Boro , the only place in the world where you can get a C -phone
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    If you ever feel that sudden urge to know what it feels like to be a time traveller , and be totally and utterly out of place and in far advance of all those around you while equipped with superior technology , just go to Middlesbrough
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    I lost a very good dog to an adder bite . It was genuinely heartbreaking as no one could figure out what was wrong until it was too late . The bite never killed him , it was the seizures and the fits caused with it pumping round his system that caused it . I was f***ing distraught for days . Worst thing that’s ever happened to me dog wise
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    Your f***ing heeds fried pal
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    “A leopard never changes its spots . “ In the industry I work in , professional and personal integrity counts for such a lot it’s almost impossible to understate . once you do something that undermines this , it’s nigh on impossible to regain . I would say that 90% of the issues I deal with are caused by 10% of the people.
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    I thought it was a really good film up until the last 5 mins . The so called clever ending totally f****d it
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    The little kid in that scene kills me . that pic reminds me of the Fijian lads at work when they are in the gym , when you get one who has a less fun mindset , they are a handful.
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    I used to know these 4 lads who were in Vietnam , they were always up to nonsense https://youtu.be/UAO2JBjRRBk?si=p-XUFYHFU8oUswVl
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    The grahams of netherby hall were uprooted and f****d off to Ireland and the USA after the border was realigned with many families going on the lamb after the marches were reinforced after the kingdom was greater unified . They settled using the assumed family identity of Maharg , no flies on them lol . Most families were broke up and they breached off into indistinct clans mainly apart from the armstrongs who stayed where they were and took their medicine but it never really came . Part of that was that they were a huge influence on the area and the crown in general . They were at
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    Another good smiffy line was to fat Gordon , our mate and still funny as f**k smiffy : “ Gordon your fat with a p h “ Gordon : “ am I ? Shut up you silly c**t , your thick with an f “ smiffy “ well that’s how you spell it anyway “
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    My boy will happily sit and watch ewoks and droids , the two cartoon spin offs of star wars on Disney plus all day . Good crack sat explaining to him all night about it
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    I had a few adventures building them when I was little , my mates dad made him a wooden golf club one weekend as well , it was pure shite
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    f***ing hawkwind
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    Aye he was in the victor comics , the wee ones that looked like the commando ones you used to get with geezers called like Blake Linton machine gunning nazis from the hip with a cigar in
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    My mate will always be known as smiffy as he was thick as f**k . one if his best lines was to a Asian supply teacher “ sir , did your dad shoot you in the eyes with a rice gun or what ? “
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    I don’t want be all morose about things eh , but f**k me isn’t everything just f***ing shit these days in comparison ? are we remembering a halcyon time that never was ? cause I genuinely hate what the world and my life has partly become in a way . I grew up in a massive group of about 50 lads , all football , fishing and dogs types , just intermingling around ourselves in various groups but we were all from our little town . We had many nights out where if someone came unstuck we could do things not many others could to the extent that if we went to town , we all weren’t all
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    Fantastic album
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    I shot my mate in the stomach with a 177 shell across the school yard with that , he acted like he was dying the f***ing tuss .
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    Chicken dinner
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