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    I must have already told you before the rohypnol kicked in, the places I wake up sometimes...
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    they were advertised as pick up only. and theres no way on this green earth is he having a refund i think ratreeper has a point there must be a maximum time scale for pickup I mention 45 days because I bought something on ebay and it never turned up, but it was being sent to my Dad's address so I didn't realise for a while and by the time I had messaged a few times and given up to request a refund off ebay I was just told after 45 days they have no involvement. (there is no way a joke can be made out of that, I feel safe)
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    fox cubs

    Ratreeper replied to byker83's topic in General Talk

    you're right, £100 is a steal! Can you pm the number?
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    hold on to them for a bit until he gets in touch, I think after 45 days then you could sell them again
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    damn I was going to say rape victim
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    alluc always worked for me, haven't used it in ages though
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    63stone lassie

    Ratreeper replied to Lab's topic in General Talk

    I think fatties are tragically funny, but all I can really think of is how they can afford to get so big, especially when they list their daily intake as 12 different take aways. Even on a reasonable salary choffing £60 of chip butties a day would ruin most people. So really all I want to know is where I can feed my mrs to such a state on a minimal budget?
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    Thought about viagra? gets stuck in my throat horribly stiff neck :icon_redface: sorry I will raise the bar, what do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Someone elses cheese? Nacho Cheese! Oh crikey my sides are splitting, but it's hard to notice that since I am also on fire Ok one more, what type of cheese is made backwards? Or if you have heard that one, then what kind of cheese would you use to cover a small horse?
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    Thought about viagra? gets stuck in my throat horribly stiff neck :icon_redface: sorry I will raise the bar, what do you call a cheese that isn't yours? Someone elses cheese? Nacho Cheese! Oh crikey my sides are splitting, but it's hard to notice that since I am also on fire
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    the stuff you buy at shops is shit, the stuff sold at vets (or online) is about 3X more expensive but has 3X the active ingredient so it works out the same but with less mess. I use it for the ferrets and it seems to do the trick, better than sprays
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    Thought about viagra? gets stuck in my throat horribly stiff neck :icon_redface: sorry I will raise the bar, what do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
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    I ventured back to claim the head of what I now consider my greatest hunting acheivement. I admit things started to go wrong when the skull started talking to me like a puppet, but despite my perserverance I just couldn't maintain an erection. I then incurred further issues as the mummification process of being left to dry for weeks in the sun was too much for me, so I bravely decided to give up and try again another day. Before fleeing I heroically placed it on the ground where hopefully it will de-toughen and I will have my glory when the rain and beasties have done ther work, I just wish I
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    Glad to see this has stirred some deep conversation, I have taken the arguments on board and had a good think. The question really is 'what has bigger teeth than a shark?' but then it came to me as if from Zeus himself, and here it is: So now the best guard dog has been laid to rest, because I cannot count elephant tusks as teeth so therefore nothing is harder than a walrus. Now I just to glue a stoat and a walrus together.
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    you just can't take anything seriously can you Go and ruin someone else's thread with your silly comments Ok then what if it learned me how to play the guitar instead? apology accepted honeybuns
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    you just can't take anything seriously can you Go and ruin someone else's thread with your silly comments
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    There are clips on youtube but also have a look at the 'magnum falconry' dvd, they hunt with a few at the end but i think it might be in hungary and a slightly more modern approach than what I have seen online A friend of a friend's terrier jumped into a stream and pulled out a baby weasel they are hand rearing, I will try and find out what happened with that because I have never seen a hand reared wild mustelid of any kind. They would be like a cross between a ferret and a whippet, and better than guarding than any of simo's dogs too probably since they have small teeth
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    Well I like a guard dog, but I also like a guard baboon...there's only one way to settle this
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    Yes, but didn't you realise that the Spider had just eaten a Fly? Poor little thing...b*****d Spiders you are right! The implications of this realistation are becoming increasingly disconcerting the further down the rabbit hole I tread...I am scared and want someone to hold me and make me feel safe again
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    I had the exact same when I was fishing, it went on for ages and it is the only time I had to get up and intervene becauses the screaming was horrible. It was in a bad way so I necked it and left it for the crows to eat, it's just the way it is. Oh and I saw a sparrow eat a spider, the poor little thing didn't stand a chance...b*****d sparrows
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    Unfortunately there is a little more to being a guard than having big teeth no there isn't
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    Now we are talking, I agree a baboon would be terrifying, or a mandrill. There are clips of people hunting deer and hare with cheetah's and lynx, could be a sneaky loophole assuming letting cats loose in the countryside has a lesser sentence
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    id knock them on the head fella they are turning your brain to mush That ship sailed away with my sanity and self respect long ago my friend. But the stoat thing does make sense to me, they are amazing little animals. Part of this trails back to my falconry days when a stoat bolted and my hawk caught it, I got it offer her and chucked it back down the rabbit hole and it flushed the bunnies out for me like a gem, putting my ferrets to shame.
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    Every time I see a stoat chase a bunny and able to catch it I wonder why an effort isn't made to domesticate them, I am always very impressed with their speed and strength. I understand the ferrets lack of chasing helps fill the pot, but now hunting is primarily a sport I dream of owning one. Can you imagine having a stoat that would recall like a dog? What more could you need for bunny bashing On the other end of the spectrum I think a domesticated bear would be amazing for replacing other working dogs for their sense of smell, strength (for rescue work digging through rubble etc) and not m
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    It was about 5' - 5 1/2' up so I think it could have jumped it, but how or why that would have happened I have no idea. I suppose it being shot and left is likely, but it being quite a popular dog walking spot and a quite well managed little nature reserve they must be unbelievably stupid to leave the evidence hanging...well maybe not that hard to believe really. It still strikes me as weirder than that though due to the leg being tangled and it wasn't hanging from a prime gutting spot by any means. Maybe it was found by someone's dog and to stop them going back they put it out of reach? or w
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    Yes, that sounds about right. Sorry the pictures aren't very good I just took a few quick pics on my phone, but it did look snagged by the leg but it is hard to tell since it is so haggard looking.
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