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  1. ulverston moocher
    how much mate
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    My wife came down from having a shower the outher night she winked at me and said " I've just shaved my fanny, you know what that means!" I said "yes, the f*****g plug holes blocked again!"
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    The wife bought me alovely new rolex for my 40th birthday do you like it ? she asked yeh its great I said and it will allways remind me of ya pussy. she laughed and said is that because its exclusive and sexy. I replied nah its because its a bit loose around the wrist.
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    all the best for the future with the boy malt
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    all of them are inhabited by pakis only no whites allowed
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    Well mine have allways been fed on stuff wich has been shot either by air rifle or given to me by next door who shoot everything with the shot gun and I have never had a problem and like has been said allways find lead in the hutch afterwards but I never give anything to my hawk that has been shot with the shot gun
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    thats the same as my daughter but she has it in her left side of her body .The hospitals will never accept responsibility .All the best in the future and with the physio pal yeh all the best to you and yours as well mate.
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    if it was free ale and a buffet I wouldnt only go id be the best man
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    granted she is tidy,but she would drive me to murder I think she would look better with out the glasses
  10. ulverston moocher
    think the pappers got it right what an ugly f*****g dog and them two silly bitches need to have a word with them selves
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    I have 3 kids 2 sons and a daughter, my youngest son was born normal then some stupid f*****g idiot mid wife force fed him a bottle and instead of it going in his stomach she filled his lungs and he had to be revived and then put on a ventalator for a week he pulled through ok in the end but 12 months later we noticed he wasnt using his right hand side at all and was diagnosed with cerebral paulsy (sorry about the spelling its shit) he hasnt been effected mentaly just phisicaly but he now has to go for physio they looked into what happened to him with the feeding and said that it had nothing t
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    cheers lads for the replies I have had problems finding this thread again till now any ways I bit the bullit and stripped the air cylinder down (and all the rest of the gun while I was there and degreased it all and serviced it) all the seals were like new and in good nick I think it must of been a bit of dirt in the filling valve as I cleaned it out and give it a blast with the air out of my bottle and put it back to gether and all seems fine touch wood I have seen the new air cylinders darryl and was all ready to be ordering one had this one been goosed. The cylinder that is on my gun is a
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    I agree with the boys above one pic,one memeber per month then all the pics will be first class for the calender.
  14. ulverston moocher
    will you take £30 posted mate
  15. ulverston moocher
    cant beat parma violets there the part
  16. ulverston moocher
    Any body?
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    Alright people hope some one can help me my hw100kt has been spot on untill last night I got her out and as normal looked to see if she needed a fill and the gun was compleatly empty so I filled her up by the quick fill and when I pulled the quick fill probe out I could here the air leaking from where the probe goes in so does any body know the most likely corse and how do I fettle it. Cheers UM
  18. ulverston moocher
    Ive got that ip pro board app and cant get it to add forums it just says forum is currently closed ?
  19. ulverston moocher
    bump
  20. ulverston moocher
    what size mate
  21. ulverston moocher
    tea here as well and it would be one of the following: stew and dumplings roast homemade cottage pie chinky battered potato scolops and eggs fry up or southern fried rabbit portions and chips.
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    There was an incident near were I live were some nobs went on an estate and shot part of the herd of deer and left every one of them, think they did either 20 something or 40 something cant remeber now but they left a heap injured as well. Some one on here maybe able to post actual numbers and details that live in the cumbria lancashire area
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    seamus is irish for james yeh I know mate my dad is called james and thats why my boy is caleb-james thats why I liked seamus
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    I am a massive who fan and behind blue eyes is my favourite good chioce of song bud I dont mind floyd either
  25. ulverston moocher
    my 3 are caleb-james, archie-dean,and rose-ellen I liked bryer,seamus and ezekiel but my mrs wasnt having any of it.
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