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mushroom

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  1. everybody in the know has got them Yep mine came in this mornings post Quiet Cuthbert :kiss:
  2. I heard he took a sh1t load of crack once
  3. Them boots should of arrived by now I'll find out whats going on tomorrow
  4. ive got 90 ewes of my own to lamb, whats a few more lol Crack on then remember me if ya want rid of one in the future I'll prep it for me table myself
  5. No offence mate but it should already be done at that age. get him out and as already said keep it on a long lead. loop part in your hand and really let it know it aint to be interested in sheep cattle etc by dropping the loop and walking in the opposite direction to it at full speed coupled with a firm growl or no whichever you want this will really jarr it. Repeat this as many times as necessary seems overly aggressive tactic but it works
  6. Oi!!! it aint a stutter I'm drunk alright therefore the correct term is slurred
  7. Why??? Are ya chinchillas hungry :laugh:
  8. Why are ya chinchillas hungry :laugh:
  9. One word diet That fooking ginger vermin is well overweight loving the bling though :laugh:
  10. Wild boar is an excellent meat but can be a bit strong for some
  11. Strong tasting but underrated in this country as a viable meat source Got to admit though I love gee gees lovely creatures and they seem to like me too
  12. Get it eaten lovely is horse meat
  13. Bang on mate but a word of advice if you can spare the time offer your services day or night to help with the lambing leave him your number and tell him the days you can be on call at night they always like an extra pair of hands for free at this time of year
  14. If anybody is interested in any of these jobs give me a pm Engineering Semi-skilled welder Skilled CNC Miller Press Brake Operative Sales/Clerical Sales Rep Engineering office assistant
  15. Aye mine too I only have to think about going out and the bloody dogs are sat by the door waiting :laugh: As for the bumps etc noticed a manky looking scab on Trevor's outer thigh the other day... has to be courtesy of barbed effin wire but it aint stopped him he got two last night
  16. Of course I am 3 turns, I felt left out in here, so I joined the rest of the fake and phony people. If it's any consolation Artic pet I always thought you wa fake :whistling:
  17. That would just distract me from the job in hand :laugh: Subconscious mind must be working overtime there Kie! I thought it was funny how you put the words 'Job' & Hand' into a single sentence reply about two lesbian lampers fondling each other.. thats the mush Put it this way it'd be a big job and my hands would be busy.......... furiously pulling the pud :whistling:
  18. What and fec up my sport no chance I'll keep doing what I'm doing :laugh:
  19. Now that numer could be useful as two of my permissions border the railway and thats where the little buggers go
  20. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: did ya manage to read the big words?????
  21. Long winded? I deleted 3 paragraphs Tiny, Jo is a speacial lad......... He's very special..................... bless him
  22. That would just distract me from the job in hand :laugh:
  23. nice one there you go sometimes it paye off to just go on and do it hahahahaha with the wee stinky I thought the lady behind the bar would kick off but she was more interested in meeting it :laugh:
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