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Cornio

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  1. Some bunnies need sorting. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090202/tuk-b...ow-6323e80.html
  2. There's a really old countryside cook book at my parents' house and it has recipes for crow pie and badger amongst other things!
  3. WTF? That would be like trying to cross a sheep with a cow. No chance! A fox is a totally different genus - vulpine. Nah, only joking. That's how you get unicorns. You cross a Narwhal with a horse.
  4. When people pay a high price for an animal it means they really want them and they'll get looked after.
  5. I heard he was a little annoyed.
  6. Being from the Westcountry I'd have to say Jethro, he's hilarious.
  7. Cornio

    Priorities

    My priorities 1) Get paid 2) Cider 3) See 1)
  8. How about asking them if we can build a church in Islamabad? I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.
  9. That's a 'Land & Sea Sports' speargun. I remember those feckers from working in their warehouse over in Oz. Oh what fun I had playing with them!
  10. Cornio

    coypu

    It's quite feasible, they were brought over here and bred for their fur and inevitably escaped. I think East Anglia is the only place where they can be seen, is that where your mate was?
  11. I have no qualms with any animal being killed/eaten providing there is minimal suffering and the ends are justifiable. I wasn't even happy about seeing the rats getting their teeth ripped out or the snake being butchered alive. Why they had Jeremy Clarkson's gay brother and his down-syndrome mate presenting it I'll never know. I can't see that program is going to do any good for their restaurant business.
  12. http://www.channel4.com/food/on-tv/could-y...-01-12_p_1.html
  13. I didn't like seeing those dogs being treated like that at all.
  14. Shame the lion didn't take matey's head off. Four guns against one animal, no clean shots - just a 'yee-haw lock n load' Yank approach. W4nkers!
  15. I reckon that if you run out of ammo you should be allowed to strap a permanent marker on the end of your gun and use it as a bayonet. Run at the enemy and draw all over them.
  16. Cornio

    Spellings

    Here's my two penneth. It's 'would have' NOT 'would of'.
  17. So, how does it work then? When you're from Australia you're an Aussie When you're from Turkey you're a Turk, So how come if you're from Pakistan you are not a Paki?
  18. Remember Winkle, as long as your balls dont bang together your not gay!! It's not gay if you don't push back and then beat them up afterwards.
  19. This could be a Harry Hill moment "There's only one way to sort this out.............." Seriously though, I reckon a ferret would hold its own against a cat.
  20. I think it's about 300 hours for the batteries.
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