It was autumn, and the Indians on the reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the secrets of the ancients, and when he looked up at the sky he didn’t have a clue what the weather was going to do.
To be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was going to be cold and that they should collect wood to be prepared.
After several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the Met Office and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"
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