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Cornio

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  1. Why do they market the Pro-Logic camou clothing as 'silent, soft touch fabric' and then go and put noisy bloody velcro on all the pockets and flaps? It totally defeats the point.
  2. I'm yet to be convinced that there's a single ferret out there that won't work eventually. They've all got it in them, that's what they are, that's what they do. Give him time.
  3. Hello, I'm in Dorset myself, a few miles from Beaminster.
  4. Am I right in thinking that not all vets have the necessary experience with ferrets? I've never had to take mine yet but, just in case, should I 'shop around' so to speak?
  5. It was autumn, and the Indians on the reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the secrets of the ancients, and when he looked up at the sky he didn’t have a clue what the weather was going to do. To be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was going to be cold and that they should collect wood to be prepared. After several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the Met Office and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "
  6. Aaaargh, my eyes! Am you grammar letting we down?
  7. Jeez! You folks don't want much do you? All I asked for was a poxy Light Sabre. Will I get one? No.
  8. Cot poaching? Sounds like something that Gary Glitter would get up to.
  9. Cornio

    FACTS

    On average, I think about sex every five tits.
  10. Not thinking straight today - worked 17 hours yesterday and only had 3 hours sleep last night!
  11. You're right, I'm being a dumbass forget what I just said! I didn't think that through very well. I know that you can deerstalk with a load hawaiian shirt on, should've made the connection :oops:
  12. Do any of you think that the colour of your nets make a difference. I've seen some that are really bright yellow or orange and don't like the idea of it. I use green because it's more camouflaged. What do you think?
  13. I know what you're trying to get at but Kay is right. The tick may carry an infection from another animal and the blood it sucks in will mix with this in the stomach. When you squeeze it, the blood it's just sucked up AND the infection it was initially carrying will go back into the bloodstream.
  14. I went to the camping shop and bought a big box of tent pegs. They're so bleedin' cheap it isn't worth your time making any.
  15. Coming on Strong by Broken English. Classic track!
  16. I've used it on myself before now and it certainly cleans out all the crap.
  17. I just put my thumb over the holes when it starts getting loud. Sometimes, if the ferret's a long way away, you only pick up on a small click/blip that you may not hear if it was taped up.
  18. Get to your nearest agricultural supplier and buy a couple of boxfuls. They come in strings of 12 so you get 6 hours with a rookie going off every 1/2 hour. I suppose you could fuse 2 strings together to get a 12 hour burn. Here's one site that sells them - http://www.portek.co.uk/blackpantherbang.html Just stumbled across another site that do something totally different but it looks bloody good - http://www.birdscaring.co.uk/?gclid=CL28rO...CFQoi3godQ1uwDA
  19. Why do you think the PS3 is free? They're rorting you somewhere.
  20. You can get a takeaway delivered to your door faster than an ambulance or the police.
  21. So he was going to get bummed then!
  22. I reckon this bloke's lucky there weren't any antlers involved, he took quite a pasting. I wonder if the deer is best mates with a kangaroo judging by the way it's fighting. Bet his mate with the camera was thinking "I'll help him just after I get some footage, I can get £250 off Beadle for this."
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