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  1. Cornio

    pink floyd

    Nah, give me AC/DC any day.
  2. If you click on 'add reply' instead of 'fast reply' all the formatting tools are in the top right corner. Whilst on the subject of spelling and grammar, I'd like to highlight something that bugs me somewhat considerably. Homophones and their correct usage. to, too and two - 'to' is a preposition or an infinitive, 'too' is an adverb and 'two' is a number. here and hear - 'here' is an adverb and 'hear' is a verb. their, there and they're - 'their' is a possessive pronoun, 'there' is an adverb and 'they're' is a contraction of 'they are'. Are monosyllabic words beyon
  3. We caught a rabbit yesterday, gutted it in the field and took out the kidneys, heart, liver and lungs and fed them to the ferrets as a reward. They wolfed the lot down, but when I got home the ferrets had puked it all back up and there were a couple of black stools too. What could have caused this? The rabbit was healthy.
  4. Refusing to go down? Don't worry about it, I have the same problem with women.
  5. That wouldn't work. Hot water freezes faster than cold water - it's call the Mpemba effect.
  6. Cornio

    ac dc

    I can't wait either - managed to get a standing ticket for Wembley. Raaawwwkkkk.
  7. Had my car window put through at the weekend by some cowardly sh!t, if anyone knows where i can get a rear window for a VW Scirocco (year: 1989) please let me know. They're rare as hens teeth these days and I'm struggling to find one.
  8. Cornio

    powerage

    Hells Bells are better.
  9. Cornio

    poker

    Yeah, but online is a hit and miss affair. Far too many fish and bad beats.
  10. How can you tell if it's a snow woman instead of a snowman? Snow balls.
  11. If you ask someone if they're a liar and they say 'no', how do you know they're not lying about that?
  12. What would you make a snowman's nose from?
  13. Two snowmen in a field. One of them says "Can you smell carrots?"
  14. Cornio

    Animal face-off

    Hardest animal in the world? I reckon the Honey Badger is a big contender.
  15. TRUE but the keywords should be from EXPERIENCE as well,not read in a book Y.I.S Leeview I don't quite see what you're getting at, please elaborate.
  16. Melplash show - Bridport Not quite Somerset but close enough.
  17. Mine had some fresh duck yesterday morning, today there's a leftover sea bass fillet in the fridge. They're going to have to work it off over Christmas though.
  18. That's what I'm getting at tiercel, although I should've perhaps explained myself a bit better, rather than a one sentence answer. The keywords being natural diet. Cheers.
  19. I disagree. Always been told to get the cheap stuff precisely because it is fattier. The reason being that ferrets have a very short digestive transit (about 4 hours) and need to get as much energy as possible from their food. Never thought about how long it takes to digest their food, I was taught that the fat was the waste part of the meat, maybe its good for them to eat more fat. It's protein they need not fat.
  20. Cornio

    Earache

    Best cure for earache is to tell the missus to shut up.
  21. Frightening. I find it amazing that we live in a society where we're told how to behave, when we should have the intelligence, common sense and decency to be doing just that in the first place. What next? Adverts telling people not to rape anyone?
  22. I use James Wellbeloved and here are their guidelines; From 3 weeks: Offer small amounts of food soaked until soft with warm water or broth, gradually decreasing the amount of liquid used. Replace any uneaten damp food with fresh after a few hours. From 4 weeks, offer only dry food. Up to 16 weeks: Free feed, allowing animals to clean out the bowls every 2 or 3 days to maintain food freshness. At this age, daily food consumption will be approx 7% of body weight (e.g. approx. 35g of food for 500g ferret). Adult ferrets: Free feed, but restrict diet to approx 5% of body weight if
  23. West Somerset Farmed Venison Venison Washers Farm, Fitzhead, Taunton, Somerset, TA4 3LA tel: 01823 400257
  24. That's a relief, I thought it meant 'lots of love' I was getting worried about a few of the blokes on here :friends:
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