An elderly British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his Passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, Monsieur? " the customs officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. 'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready. "
The elderly gentleman said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible' said the customs officer. 'The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France !'
The Man gave the Fren