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  1. Why would it have been lovely ??? So that your dogs could have ripped the cat to pieces I suppose ... Well done you truly must be a top hunter with real tough dogs ...............
  2. It doesn't matter whether the dog is in the house or in a kennel it should be warm ......
  3. Best of luck in getting her back mate .........
  4. Its a country pursuit ..... Definition of a sport ..... 1. an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment.
  5. Your nearest greyhound track fella .......
  6. Nice fat healthy pups them ... Turkey carcass good grub for a growing pup ........
  7. Malt one of the flying monkeys ......
  8. Don't be so uncouth ........
  9. I do beg you pardon ... FUKC OFF GOOD SIR ......
  10. Oh no he .... Oh fukc it ..........
  11. The way you talk, I thought you was an old woman! The way you talk I thought you were a cock ....... Hold on a minute!!!! Oscar Wilde has ben reincarnated!! Touché, sir!! Bravo!! I'm humbled by your comedy genius and mastery of the English language!!! I am overjoyed that I have left you in awe of my whit and mastery of the queens English, I shall endeavour in the future to convey myself in a more appropriate manner .... Now f**k OFF ........
  12. The way you talk, I thought you was an old woman! The way you talk I thought you were a cock .......
  13. The garage can be as clean and tidy as you like ... The problem is that there is nothing new for the dog to look at to keep it occupied no birds flying no new noises no new smells no natural airflow ... Its to much of a sterilised place to keep a dog .......
  14. Just a wee fantasy of mine that slipped out :laugh:
  15. Dwarves ... Vin and johnny boy Pinocchio .... Markbrick Wicked step mother ... Kay Troll ...... Baw
  16. How the fukc am I a sexy broad .........
  17. Its simple you ring 101 tell them what your doing and where your going to be ... they inform the relevant police force and when somebody rings to report a light they know its you so don't bother coming out ... Obviously every force is different but I have never had a problem doing this and I have to do it on a weekly basis .......
  18. Absolutely brilliant write up and pictures ... Thanks ...........
  19. Fukc me do you live in a cathedral ........... my dads house it use to be a church. Very nice ......
  20. Fukc me do you live in a cathedral ...........
  21. Her indoors insists on a real tree ... So. I have to go and get it get it in the house and then she does all the decorating ... After Christmas I then have to get it out of the house with needles flying everywhere ... Pain in the arse ..........
  22. Rice Krispies are far better..... No no ... Rice crispies are far to soft I like to give my dogs jaws a good workout and you only get that with cornflakes .....
  23. World of difference being in a kennel and run than stuck in a garage ..........
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