The way you talk, I thought you was an old woman!
The way you talk I thought you were a cock .......
Hold on a minute!!!! Oscar Wilde has ben reincarnated!! Touché, sir!! Bravo!! I'm humbled by your comedy genius and mastery of the English language!!!
I am overjoyed that I have left you in awe of my whit and mastery of the queens English, I shall endeavour in the future to convey myself in a more appropriate manner .... Now f**k OFF ........