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  1. socks

    Old Age

    Now you will eat more ... Your cholesterol will rise .... And you could have a stroke or a heart attack ... Things ain't looking great really ... ................
  2. RAW who is going to handle your nets on the competition day for you ??? ..........
  3. socks

    Old Age

    He heard you the first time ...........
  4. I had an acacia thorn stuck in my knee in Kenya that was to deep to cut out and was going bad ... A bread poultice and 2 days later it was out job done ........
  5. socks

    Old Age

    And a nice shiny speculum for you ...........
  6. socks

    Old Age

    Sounds like fluid on the lung to me ... Send me your post code and I will come and whack in a chest drain for you ......... Will you wear a nurses uniform .......................................................................with some nice cammo wellies. Oooooo matron .......
  7. socks

    Old Age

    Sounds like fluid on the lung to me ... Send me your post code and I will come and whack in a chest drain for you .........
  8. socks

    Old Age

    Zantac are good ... My mate uses omeprazol and they are good .......
  9. socks

    Old Age

    Rennies.... Peppermint lovely .......
  10. socks

    Old Age

    Fukc me spending a week in the house with a bit of heart burn ... You need a bottle of MAN THE FUKC UP ... I had dyptheria last week and worked every day ..........
  11. socks

    Old Age

    Yhea but roids taste horrible .......
  12. socks

    Old Age

    Food of kings when your training .............
  13. socks

    Old Age

    Tc .........If it's any consolation I'm 31 and I'd like to say pretty fit, and I know all about it if I've been chopping blocks for the day. It must be hard cutting blocks with them noodle arms lol ........ ...............It's my back that feels it more than anywhere. Oh and at least I wasn't downed back a black pudding a few mushrooms Fukcing small breakfast please ... You fanny ..........
  14. socks

    Old Age

    Tc .........If it's any consolation I'm 31 and I'd like to say pretty fit, and I know all about it if I've been chopping blocks for the day. It must be hard cutting blocks with them noodle arms lol ........
  15. Ai and eat some food you scrawny fukcer lol ..........
  16. socks

    Old Age

    No comment .....................No fair play you were the same colour as them big stones ..........................How were you after? Mrs raw was laid up with a similar thing this week so somethings going about . Couldn't eat for three days was rough as fukc but I soldiered on like the trooper I am .................... I suppose it counter balanced all those takeaways so every cloud and all that . The missus came home today so that's the end of the takeaways .........
  17. socks

    Old Age

    No comment .....................No fair play you were the same colour as them big stones ..........................How were you after? Mrs raw was laid up with a similar thing this week so somethings going about . Couldn't eat for three days was rough as fukc but I soldiered on like the trooper I am ....................
  18. socks

    Old Age

    I'm as fit as a young buck rat ... You seen for yourself the other day RAW when I was struck down with salmonella but still put in a days ferreting ..... I am a machine .............
  19. I've got a Honda 350 full 4 wheel drive fukcing thing can go anywhere off road ... On the road it goes where it f***ing wants ..............
  20. Lol. I'm not a bully. I've got nothing against IWW. I just enjoy fishing. And fishing for you is easier than fishing for carp on the surface, on a warm summers evening, with crusty bread Fukc me are you baws twin brother ........
  21. Fukcing brilliant little dog ........
  22. Grapes are a no no for dogs .........
  23. Not on the sauce !!! I am never off the sauce ............
  24. Right just followed the link and without sounding like a crabber ...,the man and his dog are shit lol ... They must be the slowest whippets in Britain and somebody needs to teach that lad how to kill a rabbit quickly in one go and not stretch the f**k out of it lol ... As I said earlier anybody that knows this fella please tell him to get in contact and bring his super dogs down to work alongside a jacking collie cross ............
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