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  1. I would have fallen asleep watching that first clip if it wasn't for that whinging fukcing mut lol ............
  2. Nice little thing that .......
  3. I'm sure you will mate you haven't made a bad blade yet ......
  4. You won't get better than midnights knives they are top draw .......
  5. I never watch a film in 3D its shit ...........
  6. Ahh gutted you can't make it butty, we had inflatable cups made an all. Aye pissed aff myself mate. Someone else's turn to make an arse of it....unless Frazer is still coming that is...lol Can't be helped butt at least you didn't say you was gonna come and win the comp like the otter last year. FFS some sweaty sock can't come because of work and all is well in the world ... I couldn't come last year because of work and I don't hear the end of it ... Ok I see where your loyalties lay johnny you plastic Taff ... Get your trainers on for the comp because I am going to keep you busy weighing
  7. I'm still hoping you don't catch f**k all...lol There is no chance of that ... The otter gave walshie a lesson the other day ........
  8. That's what they are using in the commonwealth games .......
  9. We can cancel the protective covering for the cup then ...........
  10. That's the BRITISH national anthem .........
  11. I didn't know until these commonwealth games that England doesn't have a national anthem .........
  12. Come on Socks even you must have a social life........ sitting outside a nice pub in a great atmosphere,everyone acting friendly with a smile on their face,treacles walking about with skirts up their scotches,nice romantic walks with the ol woman,watching the kids playing about on the beech..................obviously the seasonal things like hunting/footie etc etc keep us more occupied in winter........but normal everyday relaxed living surely even you must enjoy it....................your just too hard for your own good you are Don't get me wrong I enjoy sitting in a nice beer garden with
  13. I love the winter ... No more sweating your arse off and getting stung by every bug and plant known to man ... Pitch black by five out lamping by seven ... Stepping out on a frosty morning lovely ..........
  14. Watched it in the cinema really good film enjoyed it ........
  15. me too lol I have to wear factor100 under a full moon. I look quite a sight on the beach with my pink floral umbrella, factor3000 sheen and and a Mick Dundee hat lmao Fukc living in Spain then lol ... I keep trying to convince my missus to move to Alaska ........
  16. Monday night channel 5 9pm ........
  17. I fukcing hate the sun so it's been a shit summer for me .... I am praying for a freezing cold winter .............
  18. Why didn't you just tell them the truth that they are shit .............
  19. what a noodle you are Don't knock it till you try it ........
  20. I like to book my dogs into a spar a few weeks before the season starts ..they get a manicure ... An all over massage ... Hot stone treatment the full works ... I find this relaxes the dogs and gets them into the right frame of mind for a days work once a month which I think is plenty for any dog .........
  21. That fukcing thing will still bite you lol ......
  22. The dog will get gastric torsion which will kill it if emergency treatment is not carried out very soon ........
  23. That's a pretty groovy looking catty .......
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