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    hard to say isnt it. I recon many countries have good and bad dogs, though I feel if a dog is shyte in Kazakhstan, it might not survive to breed.
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    Its a beast isn't it, called a "sheep head" supposed to have been around a long time, this picture is from 700ad
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    Just rub some cabbage on yourself, and go back, you'll fit in then ;-)
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    Old snipe does put his markings in his pups don't he.
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    This si the oldest known dog (canid) fossil, part dog, part cat, just before the 2 lines branched off.
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    when i was about 14/15 (late 80s) we were trying to get into a 21 pub in Richmond, the bouncer was all like "you lads don't want to come in here" But we just thought he was just questioning our age so we went into full blag mode "No mate, we've been here plenty of times, love the place" "Some of our mates are already in there" He looked at us sort of oddly, then said "fair enough" and let us in. Our mistake, it was full on blue oyster bar, moustaches every where, leather chaps and hats. We were the centre of attention for the one and only drink we had there before making
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    Chinese running dogs
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    Most of the rabbits were on top this morning while ferreting, the ferrets needed scuba gear, rabbit holes were looking like flowing springs in places today.
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    Eight for heaven, Nine for hell And ten for the devil's own self
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    PLUCK

    Paid replied to neil82's topic in General Talk

    Do you have enough hair for a perm ? The 80s truly are back !
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    PLUCK

    Paid replied to neil82's topic in General Talk

    I do them fresh, dipped in hot water, there quite easy them. If i have a few, i do often cheat and just skin them, then wrap in bacon when cooking to keep them moist.
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    Have you spent up

    Paid replied to j j m's topic in General Talk

    Still got a few bits to get tomorrow, always the way.
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    Good do lads ! Twist looks a fine beast.
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    Lab, who had never been bummed by an orc, rubbed his hands together and followed the lowly creatures, rubbing what was left of rfyl onto his chest as everyone knows that rfyl is a troll attractant. Mean while the surviving members of the group headed on up the road deeper into the hills, there they came across a small stone cottage, Chalkys nose wiggled "we are here lads, this is the spot" They moved slowly to the old door of the cottage, and peered into the gloomy interior "A'RIGYT LADS AND LAASSYS" and there sat Jim and snipe, amoung 1million dead rabbits, all done single h
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    Thats one of the best Fail vids ive seen
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    After Tor of dartmoors swelling lessened, and he slipped out, Baw chased the poor love lorn dog through the village, screaming obsenerties that could not be heard out side of the sound range dogs can pick up, street lighting went out, as the bulbs shattered at the high pitched scream emitting from Baw. Sooty sam's ghost then snuck in for sloppy seconds while Baw was otherwise occupied
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    Now Paid truly did die, ridden down by the welsh rider, trampled underfoot, a mere smear on the tarmac, his last word were "I wish i'd read the other thread about the wife beater, before i posted the picture!!"
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    After a very short while every one had fresh cloths bought by socks and continued the hunt for the fabled cottage (they do so like a cottage these lads)
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    As they continued they could hear a horse coming up behind them ! It was Socks, Tomo swooned, Labs knees gave way, and penny became so moist she had trouble staying on the hill ! "Follow me lads and ladys!" shouted the brave welsh horse man, and galloped on ahead. This was the first time in the story that any true speed was seen from man or dog, as Lab and tomo, . sprinted after the horse man ! Tomos mark brick photo was discarded like and empty crisp packet, no longer holding its meaning for tomo, fluttering onto the ground, it was swifty pocketed but Darcy.
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    As Darcy and Chalky finally arrived on the hill side scene, chalky said that he once knew plummber, and could sniff out the cottage using an old poachers trick! Stan decided that it would be best to pass over the baton of leadership to his elder, chalky, so on they went. Paid bought up the rear, mumbling about why no one had noticed his death, and all seemed more interested in filming Penny and Mo on their phones ! As they all stepped over the still bleeding corpse of rfyl and carried on there way following chalky, nose to the ground, Every one looked for lab, wondering why he hadn't
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    Mark brick whipped out his hair spray, and he and Tomo set to work on the lions mains ! In no time the lions were looking rather dapper, and let the rag tag team pass unmolested.
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    lol i see tomo is finally reading this now must have something in the oven (gas mark 5/30 mins)
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    While the ladys warmed each other up on the back seat, the driver, too occupied by his rear view mirror didn't see the collie cross in the road and hit it, Baw screamed! an pulled the emergency stop, everyone landed in a huge pile at the front, christmas had cum early for lab, but he didnt mind, he just used one of tomos wet wipes to clean it up.
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    Chartopski was telling whin tales of desert sands, and kennels he had visited, and of strange arabic people who were his friends and were always giving him dogs for free. Whin was not impressed, and had heard the story before (maybe 2875858769767 times) but while Chartopski talked, whin tried to steal his trouser button, only to find Chart was wearing old man trousers with an elasticated waist, so his groin fumbling was in vain !
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